Ross and Jessie discuss how Boris Johnson has now tested positive for Coronavirus, why rich celebrities are winning at the COVID-19 quarantine game, why bread making is a surefire sign of underlying depression, the two go through famous last words, discuss what their preferred execution styles are, and why Orbitz always gives you the worst hotel and rental car possible.
Episode 495 - 3.3 Million Americans Unemployed
Ross and Jessie discuss how Tekashi69, Cosby and Weinstein are trying to use the Coronavirus to get out of prison, discuss how first responders across the country are calling for people to get back to work, the importance of supporting your local businesses during the shutdown, discuss how there are a staggering 3.3 million unemployed Americans, cover Cardi B stupid Instagram video, why every Trader Joe’s is full of sexual energy, and Mickey J Paulk(meth squirrel guy) gets out of jail.
Episode 494 - Prince Charles Has Coronavirus
Ross and Jessie go live from the bunker and discuss how Prince Charles contracted coronavirus, the difference between normal rich people and annoying rich people, how Governor Cuomo is acting out for his own political interests, discuss the Swiss hotel offering free coronavirus test kits, Ross explains why no local meteorologist is normal, and Jessie ends the show with an exotic animal crime corner in Joe Exotic spirit.
Episode 493 - The Tiger King Is Pure Insanity
Ross and Jessie recap their binge of the Netflix documentary series Tiger King, explain why celebrities like Madonna don’t need to share their personal lives during the coronavirus outbreak, go through a list of the hottest 60 year old celebrities, talk about the second emerging virus coming out of China, and discuss possible long term ramifications of the COVID-19 induced national shutdown.
Episode 492 - The Quarantine 15 (pounds)
Ross and Jessie go live and discuss why the Quarantine 15 pound is real, are psychics delusional or based in reality, the hype surrounding Tiger King Netflix documentary, how the magic of Fantasy Island shaped Ross as a kid, and the two say a final farewell to the legend Kenny Rogers.