All three betches are back and ready to dive into the biggest news in pop culture this week, which means is all things Eras tour, and VPR reunion. Sami shares a concert recap and her own theories following Taylor Swift’s statement that she’s “never ever been happier.” The trio also answers the toughest question of the day: who is worse… Matty Healy or Tom Sandoval? You be the judge, betch. They unpack every revelation from the first VPR reunion episode, along with thoughts on Ariana’s public interview. They close things with a tough decision — Matty frankly needs more help than selling timeshares, but he will be sent to the Caymans, because Tom Schwartz has many more weeks to come. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Put on your glasses and cry in secret, because Sami and Aleen are back to recap the penultimate episode of Succession's ever, and at long last it's time to lay Logan Roy to rest. They get into it all, from Roman's bungled eulogy, to Shiv and Tom's reunion, and Kendall's strategic moves. Then, Sami and Aleen award their Number One Boy, Out Of The Will, and Boar On The Floor of the episode, and end with their final Forecast ever. Thanks for listening…woof, woof. And be sure to tune in next Tuesday for their recap of the series finale! Read Sami’s written recap here: “Succession” Episode 9 Recap: Who Deserves To Fuck Off This Week? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sorry betches, Aleen and Jordana are on the road this week – and missing the biggest VPR recap of all time. But never fear, Sami is joined by Emma Diamond, creator and host of the Comments by Celebs podcast, to talk all about the wildly revealing season finale of Vanderpump Rules. They break down all the best moments: Tom & Ariana’s epic breakup scene, the ever-so-satisfying cast reactions, Ariana’s shade-filled WWHL interview, and everything in between. How long do we think the affair was really going on for? What did everyone know about Miami girl? And what else are the Toms hiding from us? Plus, they debrief on where Tom and Raquel’s relationship stands and where we go from here. Finally, they send Sandoval on a solo trip to the Caymans… because he needs to think about what he’s done and those timeshares aren’t going to sell themselves. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tuck your cloven hooves into your slip-on shoes, because Sami and Aleen are back to recap Episode 8 of Succession's final season - and it's finally election night. Absentee ballots are on fire, there's wasabi in Decision Deck Darwin's eyes, Greg's getting busted back down to Greg for the night, and we're down to our last functioning touchscreen. Sami and Aleen share the power rankings for the week, some of their favorite quotes, and cap it off with The Forecast (or perhaps we could call it PENDING). Thanks for listening… but be warned, for the Conheads are coming. And be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season of Succession to hear more recaps! Read Sami’s written recap here: “Succession” Episode 8 Recap: Who Deserves To Fuck Off This Week? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Betches are are settled after the travels and have plenty to discuss today in the world of pop culture and beyond! They kick off the episode breaking down the long awaited coronation of King Charles, who was captured showing some grumpy faces on his big day. What could His Majesty the King have possibly been complaining about? Then they discuss the latest Matt Healy’s headlines of him *allegedly* doing the nazi salute on stage. Out of context, or actually problematic? Then it’s time to talk about Robert DeNiro, who has announced he soon to have his 7th child at 79 years old! Finally, they get to last night’s Vanderpump’s not-quite-finale episode. Would we all feel different if we didn’t know the Scandoval was right around the corner? They wrap it up with the ceremonial exiling to Cayman Islands, and they are spoiled for options this week, who will get the infamous honor? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices