90 Day Fiance Cray Cray

Even if all these people are miserable for the rest of their lives, one 57 year old Alabamian man had literally his entire life validated when a young blond woman sat on his Harley for thirty seconds AND ENJOYED IT. It's the moment he will remember on his death bed over all others.
Due to scheduling issues we don't have time to edit this down to our usual 1-hour episode for non-paying subscribers, so everyone gets the full thing. Enjoy!

TIMESTAMPS
0:00 - 8:00 - Opening
8:00 -    36:00 EVUHDENS 
36 -  47 Mallorie 
47- 57 Thomas 
57- 1:00 Ashia 
1:01 - 1:12 Marissa 
1:12 -   1:20 Catie
1:20 -  1:23 Shea 
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Debby's son DOES show up for the wedding and grills Mido about his career "prospects;" Catie and Josh haven't made any decisions about open marriage, so they're just winging it; Mallorie and Rashit indulge in Alabama maritime culture. 


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Thomas welcomes Paula's family by telling them he did absolutely nothing to prepare for their arrival and then lists the 17 rules for his 500 square foot apartment; Catie is super proud of herself for not assaulting anyone when she was drunk at her bachelorette party; Mido tells Debby he will "give HER the opportunity to cook"
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Catie is so sad she has to leave the ho life; If Ashia goes through with the wedding, her god brother is "going to have to be drunk as s*it" (we identify); Marissa, somehow, with seemingly little effort, is even more unlikeable this week than any of the prior weeks. She's really working overtime. 
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Mido plans the most romantic proposal in 90 Day Fiance history; Katie's family definitely doesn't like her; WHY MALLORIE FACE LIKE TOILET.
 
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