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Not Quite Dead

Eira Major's Hanging Sloth
Not Quite Dead
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  • Not Quite Dead

    Snow Blood: A NQD Story! Crowdfunding 7th April 2026

    12/03/2026 | 3min
    MORE SHOW, MORE VAMPIRES, COMING SOON! Find out more here.

    UNKNOWN CALLER
    Mr Dellon, I have information which will be important for you. Please go to address listed in my last email; I cannot give information on phone. I know what you are, Mr Dellon. Please.

    [PHONE HANGS UP]

    ALFIE
    For fuck’s sake.

    [THUD]

    [A DOOR OPENS]

    NEIGE
    Everything okie?

    ALFIE
    Ah, yeah. Just got another one of those weird voicemails.

    NEIGE
    That is what you get for giving out your number the way that you do.

    ALFIE
    I need people to be able to reach me safely, anonymously if they have to. Everyone’s afraid. I need to make that as small a barrier as I can for people reaching out.

    NEIGE
    Ah, it is a noble project you are proposing, but the vampires, they will not talk to you yet. It is too soon. They know you have human friends, still living their human lives.

    ALFIE
    So I’m supposed to sit and wait patiently until everyone I know is dead?!

    NEIGE
    Non. But I think it may mean you need to rethink your, ah, approche tactique? It is a big risk for to share our stories, even anonymised. Whether or not you say it aloud, you are asking people to expose themselves to the world, and the world is not fond of us.

    ALFIE
    Visibility is vulnerable, yeah. But if we want acceptance, if we want rights, first we need to show people we exist. We’ve always existed, humans just haven’t really noticed.

    NEIGE
    All I am saying is that this process will be slow, mon raleur. You know this.

    ALFIE
    I know. Sorry. I’m just. Annoyed. I get excited every time there’s a message on the voicemail thing but it’s always just these bloody—! like for real, I do not actually fully understand what they’re expecting me to do.

    NEIGE
    But he is giving you clear instructions, non? Go to this place for more information.

    ALFIE
    I can’t just go to a random internet cafe in Amsterdam because a nameless voice instructs me to.

    NEIGE
    And yet I get a sense that each time you get these messages you get closer to doing it.

    ALFIE
    I’m not going to go.

    NEIGE
    Perhaps not. But what if it is the beginning of what you want? What if this voice on the machine is a vampire who is willing to talk about his story with you? Hmm?

    ALFIE
    I thought you wanted me to be patient.

    NEIGE
    I do, but I am being an, ah. How you say? Advocate for the devil?

    ALFIE
    Darling, you’re always advocating for the devil. When was the last time you put on clothes?

    NEIGE
    Nudity is not sinful, I will not allow this nonsense into my home. Anyway, you will do as you like, regardless of what I say or think. You have proven this to me. I am simply attempting to be a good and supportive lover to you. Is there harm in this?

    ALFIE
    No. No, there’s not.

    Snow Blood, a sequel series to Not Quite Dead, will start airing in October 2026. It will be crowdfunding on Kickstarter from the 7th of April. Sign up for updates right now at tiny.cc/snow-blood - to be the first to hear when the campaign launches! The first five people to support at certain tiers will get a ‘first blood’ 10% discount. Go to tiny.cc/snow-blood, live, laugh, bite.
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  • Not Quite Dead

    Taster Episode of Patreon Exclusive 'Vampires on Vampires' Spin Off

    29/12/2025 | 6min
    This bite-sized first episode of Vampires on Vampires listens in on Alfie and Neige's post-game chat after watching the Twilight movie. It features spoilers for Twilight, and some of the subsequent films! This is best enjoyed right after you've watched Twilight.

    Listen to more Vampires on Vampires by becoming a member of my Patreon! You can get 10% off annual plans until 31st December: https://www.patreon.com/posts/vampires-on-1-137710611

    Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1upDV6eGshXKA0h-Zdg_nianol1C1k4YieWNxQgof71A/edit?usp=sharing
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  • Not Quite Dead

    Season Four Q&A

    27/11/2025 | 41min
    Strap in for some of the most long-winded answers to questions I've ever given; multiple times where I just start laughing; and possibly the longest outro segment I've ever done, which happened entirely by accident. Thank you SO much for all of your questions!

    Help me keeping making shows AND get more vampire stuff on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/hangingslothstudios
    Ask me your extra Qs over on the show's tumblr: https://notquitedeadpod.tumblr.com/
    Get updates over on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hangingsloth.bsky.social

    Info about Not Quite Dead is available here: https://hangingslothstudios.com/not-quite-dead/

    Not Quite Dead is written, created and performed by Eira Major, under a creative commons 4.0 attribution license, with Kickstarter Vampire Producers Aster and Ted. Live, laugh, bite.
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  • Not Quite Dead

    Ambrosia: Bonus Minisode

    31/10/2025 | 8min
    Check in with Alfie and Neige after the end of the show in this Bonus Minisode, created thanks to the wonderful folks who supported the show on Kickstarter last year. For more bonus content, consider signing up to support me on Patreon, where you'll get access to short-stories set in the NQD universe; creator's notes on episodes; ad-free access to the whole show; and more! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hangingslothstudios

    Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/ambrosia/
    Or: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jGXTJ6PfWnpokH3tt9-eshpL92ADVfhwCcfcWt9bT_Y/edit

    Content Warnings:
    Allusions to sex
    Double entendre
    Mentions of deliberate rib-breaking
    Brief description of spelunking

    Not Quite Dead is written, created and performed by Eira Major, under a creative commons 4.0 attribution license, with Kickstarter Vampire Producers Aster and Ted. Live, laugh, bite.
    Music: Debussy's Clair de Lune, performed by Caela Harrison.
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  • Not Quite Dead

    Q&A Reminder & Remnants Trailer

    06/10/2025 | 2min
    Hey folks! Eira here. This is just a reminder that the Q&A inbox will be closing tomorrow night at midnight BST! Get all your vampire related questions in before then. I'll be looking to answer as many as I can, just go to hangingslothstudios.com/qna and send your questions there. That's hangingslothstudios dot com forward slash Q N A, that's the letters 'q' for quite, 'n' for not and 'a' for... aardvark.

    Also! Another one of my shows, Remnants, is returning today for its second season. Remnants is a dark fantasy mystery show about a guy trapped in a strange, dreamlike space filled with objects which hold the memories of the dead. He doesn't know why he's there or what the purpose of searching through these objects is, and the only person he has to help is the mysterious and obtuse Sir, who is some kind of... thing. There are already 30 episodes out, plus today's brand new 31st episode. Here's the trailer for Season Two. Don't worry; there are no spoilers for S1 here, just vibes.

    TRAILER:
    [WHOOSH]
    [MUSIC BOX STARTS]

    SIR
    Does it worry you that everything is different?

    APPRENTICE
    Honestly, I think it would worry me more if it was the same.

    [WHOOSH]
    [MUSIC BOX STARTS, SLOWER]

    ‘Who are you?’ he asks.
    ‘I don’t know anymore. I’m not sure I ever did.’

    [WHOOSH]
    [MUSIC BOX STARTS, EVEN SLOWER]

    APPRENTICE
    No it— well it is your fault, frankly, but there’s no point in getting angry with you about it. It’s not like you remember anyway.

    SIR
    I remember we were here and there was nothing. I remember you spoke about the Remnants. They tell stories. You said that to me.

    [WHOOSH]
    [MUSIC BOX CRANKS, BUT DOESN'T START]

    Remnants returns for its second season on 6th October, 2025.

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As an A&E nurse, Alfie deals with horror everyday, but almost being killed by a walking corpse and being saved by a vampire takes things a bit far, even for him. The vampire is Casper. He’s hundreds of years old, and hell-bent on finding out what's causing walking corpses to wander the streets of Alfie's hometown.Now they've met, Alfie and Casper can't seem to leave each other alone, despite their best efforts. Alfie learns that the relationship between vampires and humans is more complicated than just predator and prey. Whatever Casper's misgivings about his own kind, and himself, Alfie is inexorably drawn closer and closer, in a heady, carnal blend of horror, hunger, love and lust.Not Quite Dead is a (mostly) single narrator gory horror romance audio drama exploring themes of identity, sexuality and death. Totalling 40 episodes over 3 completed seasons, with S4 on the way in 2025.This show is part of the Rusty Quill Network, and is created independently by Eira Major (AKA Hanging Sloth) who writes, sound designs, and performs as Alfie and Neige. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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