Join Danielle and Laura as they spiral into another week of unfiltered chaos.This episode, Danielle deep-dives into another hyperfixation: Pedro Pascal’s glorious arms, while Laura spills the tea on her recent NYC adventure, complete with her “daddy’s trust fund baby” stalker who may or may not be the heir to emotional unavailability.
We also dive into what’s trending in pop culture, including our extremely unbiased takes on social media stars on OF (spoiler: we’re pro-hustle but anti-feet pics for free). Come for the opinions, stay for the delusions — it's therapy, but louder.
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Thanos My Dating Life
This week, Danielle and Laura are spiraling (lovingly) about how they wish dating in 2025 had a Thanos snap—one snap, and the worst matches disappear into dust. Clean. Efficient. Emotionally responsible.
Also: Walton Goggins’ chains. They’ve got us in a spiritual chokehold and we’re not fighting it. At this point, we’d follow that man into a desert cult with no questions asked.
And finally, the cold hard truth—celebrities do not date civilians. We unpack the 3%
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A Lesson on Spoiler Alerts
It's taken Laura well over 24 hours to come up with a description for this episode and that's why it's late...not gonna lie. We're pretty pissed off about this past episode of TLOU and how our favorite leading men seem to like to unalive their characters......
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The Young & The Restless
Oh how the turn tables...On the one hand, we've got Danielle...she's got a new exciting crush and unlike 99% of Laura's crushes, this one isn't unrequited (or so do the majority of the parties involved think) Laura's crush on the other hand...had a really eventful week...that did not involve Laura. The girls also discuss the Warfare press tour, Walton Goggins and unshakeable guilt that comes with watching Robert Irwin's recently released Bonds underwear ad.
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It was never about the hairline
Danielle and Laura talk about the Warfare premier, they try to unpack what makes Walter Goggins Hollywoods latest baby girl and Laura's 193rd crush of 2025.
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