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A Christmas Message from Poolhouse. A Cascade Day Message from Poolhouse.These are merely the bookends for a very important Poolhouse transmission: an electrifying media-market takedown of the scientific press versus California’s Great “Radiation” Fog Event: the PR un-eventifying of a Biblical weather phenomenon.And they would have gotten away with it, too…if it weren’t for your favorite teenybopper-flavored, unabomber-coded (speaking strictly aesthetically), internet neighborhood Reverend DJ Weatherman POOLHOUSE.On the darkest day of the year, he brings a shimmering forecast for your soul. wrapped in a trance-enhancing, Icestafarian mixtape, recorded at the speed of consciousness. A true stocking stuffer for the Remote Viewers.This… is #GarbologyForThePeople.Merry Christmas. Blessed Liminal Week.Happy New Year.All Hail Pax Cascadia! All Hail the Lemurian Caliphate!“The tule will fool ye” – PoolieTHEY DIDN’T WANT TO ACKNOWLEDGE ITS EXISTENCE.THEY DIDN’T WANT TO GIVE IT A NAME.SO I DID IT FOR THEM.POOLHOUSE ON THE GREAT CALIFORNIA FOG EVENT OF 2025:[show notes via backklash]Guys, the weather man is DRUNK:I am sorry but he is slurring! Putting “radiation” in scare quotes to scare the hoes:The “Big Reveal” (18 days into the phenomenon):SNOPES article that left Poolhouse shook-they have since corrected their ‘typo’the so-called “original research” : Drunk weatherman is back with the day-by-day play of the “Radiation” Fog eventSome poolhousean blog about lemurian principalities: EPISODE MIXTAPEDarlene Love - Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)Anthrax - Madhouse (8-bit version)Acid Klaus - Blow Your Speakers (feat. Soft Focus) (W. H. Lung Remix)Prince Far-I vs. Craig David - Foggy Road (DJ POOLHOUSE Ice Regge Christmas Crystal Edit)PROGRAM NOTES(0:00) - A Christmas Message from Poolhouse(12:48) - Poolhouse vs. California’s Great Radiation Fog Event of 2025 (41:46) - Inside the Foggy Christmas Crystal Interlude(43:29) - A Cascade Day Message from Poolhouse This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

BACKKLASH OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY 2025 (FY2026) feat. Kellock & HagalazWe punched out, strung up the lights, expensed some top-shelf booze with the petty cash, and flung open the virtual office doors at BACKKLASH COMMUNICATIONS for possibly the most unhinged and heartfelt installment of our holiday tradition yet: the annual Backklash Office Christmas Party.Poolhouse convenes a candid, intimate, and slightly feral three-way summit with returning favorite Kellock (last year’s Backklash Christmas Secretary, now promoted to Senior Director of Christmas Operations) alongside debut-time guest Hagalaz (officially appointed Christmas Secretary), to toast the end of a strange year and take stock of the culture at large.What begins as forced corporate fun quickly descends into a revelrous—and revelatory—conversation on the true meaning of parasocial (the reason for the season?), New Normal consumer culture, the lost art of gift-giving in the age of instant gratification, algorithmic decay, media collapse, and why 2025 felt sweaty, floppy, and spiritually seventies. Along the way, the trio conduct a thorough excavation of pop as the new counter-culture: from inspired visionaries like Slayyyter and Addison Rae (the new punk?) to the unbridled excess of projects from Taylor Swift and Charli XCX.It’s funny, tender, profane, and sincere. It’s about staying human, staying online (against your better judgment), and fighting backlash with BACKKLASH. Pour a refreshment, pull up a chair, and survive the office party with us.Stick around ’til the party ends, and you might even hear from one of the hottest names in TakeSelling at the moment.Merry Christmas—and a BACKKLASH New Year.An Ice Reggae Festive Holiday Glittery Gif Cinema by Hagalaz! →Follow Kellock, BACKKLASH Senior Director of Christmas Operations https://x.com/kellockxFollow Hagalaz, BACKKLASH Christmas Secretary (FY25-26)https://x.com/lasteuropak1ssTHE BACKKLASH YEAR-END SPECTACULAR! BROUGHT TO YOU BY: The Royal Charter of 1670 for Incorporating the Hudson’s Bay Company…and the Byzantine Latino Quarter of Los Angeles! BACKKLASH stands with Latinbyz peoples worldwide !BACKKLASH 2025 YEAR IN REVIEW MINI-ZINETHEME OF THE YEAR: TOO MUCH SIGNAL! OR WAS IT ALL JUST NOISE?The kind of year where Candace Owens can emerge as the most coherent-sounding voice in the room (but it was also a hot Widow’s media market kind of year). A lot is happening all the time, so much so that nothing ever happens. People either began to grow allergic to the toxic swarm of white noise and feedback (“social media” which is now just “the media.”), or they were drawn to its intoxicants and rendered deranged. There is no middle ground. You’ve either been made insane by the media you hold in the palm of your hand, or you were made insane because of it.MEME OF THE YEAR:Was this from this year?2025 THE YEAR THAT……we Flopped Ungracefully (Miley, Lizzo, Doja..Poolhouse..)…we Posted Manically And Maniacally…we Defiantly Struggled To Stay Human…we Tried (And Failed)) To Detach From The Mothership…we Shed Dead Skin,Focused On The Core,Validated Ourselves Spiritually ,And Now We Are Those Who Will Be Moving Forward In 2026Because Of It.Be the Queen Onijah You Wish to See in the World:….2025 THE YEAR THAT……twitter Finally Became X (derogatory)...We Entered Vibes-Based Death Spiral With The Algorithm/Octolectic. Song Of The Summer Futures Tanked And Monoculture Markets Fractured. Only Cringe And Flop And Sweaty And Slop Proliferated.…we Confronted The Disembodiment Crisis Fuels -> Mass Sexual Alien Nation -> Which Manifested Itself As: Accelerating Cycles Of A Kind Of Compulsive, Empty Displays Of Thirst And Horniness (A Phenomenon I Call Hyper-Debasement, Or Mass Thirst Psychosis) Or Is Packaged As An New Media Intellectual Property(IP) Called “Birth Rates Crisis” , And Also A Lot Of Resentment And Sexual Hostility (Both Inter- And Intra)…nihilism Went Mainstream - Not Just For Deranged Leftists Anymore! Maga Nihilism, Zio-Nihilism, Christian Nihilism. Nihilism Is A Godless / Anti Creation. What Use Is There In Being A Nihilist Natalist, Anyway?Nihilism? Why Not Try Smile-Ism?Better Luck Next Year!TAKING OUT THE 2025 TRASH (OVER IT):I understand backlash against Katy Perry for Everything EXCEPT her Upper Atmosphere Trip on the Amazon Artemis or whatever(lets stop calling things “Space” when they are really just very far up in the sky??) - like she wasn’t even that weird about it and why aren’t we more mad at Gayle King considering how many bodies she’s helped bury for Jay Z, including Prince and Aaliya.)Plenty of other reasons to hate on Katy Perry.But honestly, I don’t think it is working. I mean, assuming your goal herel was to shame her into making hit records again, I have to say: it is backfiring. Have you tried forgiveness? Start with yourself. Forgiving Katy Perry will be easy after that.Backlash Kulture is out of Control - everyone having some immediate knee jerk reaction to everything - usually based on NOTHING and / or totally bogus information or a boomeresque memepost or something a secretly gay right wing guy said on X dot com - has reached toxic out of control disgustingly dirty performative bitch behavior.We are talking worse than the theater kid. We are well beyond that now. This is aspiring improv comedian levels of crazy.Whatever the new thing is, people can’t wait to be against it. Did I stumble upon some subset of random people I dont even know enjoying some thing? Fuck that. I hate it and I hate them. dogshit mentality!Then there’s the people who witness this and cannot wait to be all like “don’t you just hate people who are against everything all the time for no reason?” backlash against the backlash people. the worst!SLAYYYS OF THE YEAR [2025]SLAYYYS OF THE YEAR BOPS, BANGERS, AND JAMS**Huge year for Mystery Meat / Mixed Race Supremacists who are also pop fans, like myself!* KATSEYE, GNARLY [SONG + MUSIC VIDEO]* LADY GAGA, DON’T CALL TONIGHTStefani didnt rip off Lionel Richie Tina Turner AND Daft Punk for u to hate like that* JT, GIRLS GONE WILDJT lets hit the Bad Bitch Bat Mitzvah circuit together!!* LORDE, VIRGIN LPshards of glass assembled into something elegant and stately but will jab u if mishandled* LIZZO, MY FACE STILL HURTS FROM SMILING (Mixtape)she jiggles here in a whole new way* ADDISON RAE, FAME IS A GUNthe only truly iconic addison record, but boy oh boy, what a funky artifact! * YE, HEIL HITLER* Bhad Bhabie - O.G. CRASHOUT (the superior diss!!)* PINK PANTHRESS, STATESIDE + ILLEGAL* LOLA YOUNG, DEALER + NOT LIKE THAT ANYMORE* SLAYYYTER, BEAT UP CHANEL$Erika Kirk should hop on the remix!Don’t forget to Stan Lizzo!LIZZO - STILL BAD (Lizzo as MJ meets Meat Loaf meets..Grimes?)Poolhouse On Pop:PROGRAM NOTESBACKKLASH OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY PLAYLISTThe Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping (12” Mix)No Doubt - Oi! To the World (Vandals cover)Rev Run feat. Puff Daddy, Mase, Salt N Pepa, Snoop Dogg, Keith Murray & Onyx - Santa BabyMariah Carey - All I Want for Christmas (So So Def Remix)Slayyyter feat. Ayesha Erotica - All I Want for XXXMasJacob Miller & Ray I - Silver Bells (Natty No Santa Claus)Allie X - Last Christmas (WHAM! cover)Terror Jr. - Sad Sad Girl This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

I daresay this is a particularly RABID episode of I WAS THERE™, the internet call-in radio show you’ve been CLAMORING for since we last took to the airwaves. Oso and Poolhouse — aka Grand Master Oso the Funky Unc and DJ Poolie Kool — are BACKK on the mic, Arizona tall boys and/or DIY beverages in hand, ready to take your calls.The boards were lit. The topics were varied. The spirit was wildly electric and mildly chaotic. The program begins with the hush of a late-night radio confessional and quickly escalates into the rawkus atmosphere of a holiday-themed pub crawl. Through South Central LA. The vibes are deranged but festive. In other words: another classic banger of I WAS THERE™.Tonight: Slurpee theology & convenience-store cosmology. The crack epidemic as a spiritual attack on the inner city. A few secret histories of gangster rap. An ethnography of the crackhead / fent zombie in American folklore (yes, George Floyd’s “banana dance” is mentioned.) All this plus perennial shop topics like: DXM, cults, gay conversion therapy, bath salts, carnies, creepy circus music and Ian Curtis’s huge d***.It’s like the morning zoo from the psych ward, served in a tallboy of refreshing radio realness for your 200 mile drive to score at a traphouse across state lines. I WAS THERE!™Follow OSO: https://x.com/OsoBlanc0I Was There!™ HQ (Main Feed & Archive)https://backklash.substack.com/s/i-was-there This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

BRUISEFIST COMMAND// TRANSMISSION TO: BACKKLASH_REMOTE_VIEWERSThis is Bruisefiist Command with an urgent bulletin from the Hyperrealm. A rupture in the medial strata has been detected: human narrative-systems are collapsing into commercial singularity, and the only counter-signal strong enough to stabilize the grid is BACKK FRIDAY — a Cyberian-sanctioned POOLHOUSE transmission featuring fellow Backklash operative DETTY. Media markets have entered full kayfabe inversion, talent agencies have breached the veil that once separated your mind from the infotainment industrial complex, and the timeline — your timeline — is destabilizing. The world will not save itself, Poolhouse. It requires broadcast.Per directive of BRUISEFIIST COMMAND, Poolhouse and Detty are SO BACKK, initiating this BACKKLASH worldwide transmission — an emergency total-vibe stabilizer. The objective is simple: reactivate the collective attention-field on the true brokers of media power, expose the IP supply chains masquerading as memes, takes, and Discourse™, and remind the sleeper takecels that the fight for the Future begins with understanding the production of the past…Poddette - Detty’s Patreon [LINK]Follow Detty on X https://x.com/0ddetteHollywood’s Biggest Talent Scout Wants Washington’s Brain Trust - Politico [link]The Dettysodes - Complete 0ddette x BACKKLASH collection:EPISODE MIXTAPEJT - Girls Gone Wild (DJ POOLHOUSE Beale’s Gone Wild Dub)Miss Kittin + The Hacker - Stock Exchange Woman (Instrumental Version)King General & Bush Chemists - Wicked DubGuns N’ Roses - Get in the RingLizzo - STFU This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

Pon di sound ah di siren — it’s di return ah MI DEH DEH — that’s patois for I WAS THERE™, your (new?) favorite internet radio call-in show. Twinkling like a 7-11 gas-station beacon on a lonely interstate somewhere between Sacramento and… Bloomfield, Indiana?… it’s your boys OSO and POOLHOUSE, two uncs with some funk in the tunk and way too much spunk, coming at you with some REAL TING RADIO!As is often the case, this episode began as open lines, but it quickly became clear that God’s Plan for Us would be revealed when a recurrent theme emerged — culminating in tonight’s centerpiece:THE REDEMPTION OF MISS RACHEL (DOLEZAL).Poolhouse is a longtime Dolezalian stan (and something of a Dolezalian figure himself, tbh), and he and the gang make a surprisingly persuasive case in the ongoing #JusticeForRachel struggle. “SHE DID NOTHING WRONG.” Will 2026 be the year of the post-racialist mystery-meat nationalists?Also: tensions escalate between Oso and Film Twitter — but can he depend on the I WAS THERE gang for backup? Indie sleaze, ice-reggae, X reveals who the true Third-Worldists are, and Poolhouse transwers Oso’s questions about Scott Pressler.Cock-rocking the vote against bush… on the next I WAS THERE. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com