HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH

Meet DJ POOLHOUSE – Octolectician, Time Walker, and a total F.A.G. (Friend of All Galaxies)
And he’s a secret weapon at your disposal,
here to walk you through Age of Unreality,
or what Dr. Rev. DJ Poolhouse might call –
ATOMIC DEREALIZATION!
This is Poolhouse operating
from the center of the center of the center
of his sweet spot:
THE UFO QUESTION!
ETs, UFOs, UAPs, MKs, AIs, NWOs, Astrotheology and the Age of Transhumanism, Biofeedback, Mind War, Ontological Collapse and Derealization –
The UFOQ is the Q of ALL Q’S
Q MOTHER ALERT!!!
Welcome to THE UFOQ: Poolhouse on the UFO Question.
THE UFOQ #2
Poolhouse uses the power of his radiotronic transmissions to stimulate, activate, agitate, and inspire, and tonight’s installment, “side B” of the inaugural UFOQ lecture, is no exception. Poolhouse delves deeper into the UFO mystery, riding upon renegade electro soundwave designed to hit your minds eye like a kamikaze UAP.
Tonight: To understand the nature of what a ‘higher intelligence’ behind the UFOQ could mean, we must understand the nature of Intelligence itself. Poolhouse outlines a metaphysical framing as a starting point for approaching the UFOQ. The Octolectics of UFOs: A Totally Poolhousean Cosmology.
Episode Mixtape
The Pixies - The Happening (DJ POOLHOUSE ‘It’s habbening’ edit)
Gorillaz – DARE (Soulwax Remix)
Cabaret Voltaire - James Brown (12” Mix)
The Immortals - Eternal Warlord (Disco Mix)
My Mine – Hypnotic Tango (12” Mix)
Jamiroquai – Main Vein (Knee Deep Classic Mix)
Poolhouse:
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INSTAGRAM.COM/DJPOOLHOUSE
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Meet DJ POOLHOUSE – Octolectician, Time Walker, and a total F.A.G. (Friend of All Galaxies)
And he’s a secret weapon at your disposal,
here to walk you through Age of Unreality,
or what Dr. Rev. DJ Poolhouse might call –
ATOMIC DEREALIZATION!
This is Poolhouse operating
from the center of the center of the center
of his sweet spot:
THE UFO QUESTION!
ETs, UFOs, UAPs, MKs, AIs, NWOs, Astrotheology and the Age of Transhumanism, Biofeedback, Mind War, Ontological Collapse and Derealization –
The UFOQ is the Q of ALL Q’S
Q MOTHER ALERT!!!
Welcome to THE UFOQ: Poolhouse on the UFO Question.
THE UFOQ #1
Welcome to a brand new era of state of the art POP ART PIRATE RADIO, as Poolhouse fires up the newly amplified takecel transmitter antennae: welcome, backklashistas, new and old alike! Tonight: Poolhouse on the age of Derealization, narrative collapse, and the strange and sinister mystery which lurks behind all of human civilization: THE UFO QUESTION. Listen as he explains recent failures in his attempts to deliver his first UFOQ broadcast (we are so proud of him for not mentioning the words “gangstalkers” or “targeted” once, aren’t we folks?!?!), provides a sweeping view of the octolectics of civilization before he dials in on his theories that could link a water on the alien superstructure known as 3I/Atlas, a dead deep state astrophysicist, the disappearance of noth Gen. MacAsland Nancy Guthrie & the Senior Citizen Stargate Tanks rejeveunation therapy.
This is Poolhouse on the UFO Question. #1!

Episode Mixtape
Olive – You’re Not Alone (Black Olive Extended Edit)
The Stranglers – Waltzinblack
Cerrone – Supernature
Visage – The Anvil (Dance Mix)
The Immortals - Eternal Warlord (Disco Mix)
EIGHT SPACE SCIENTISTS BEHIND AMERICA’S SPACE PROGRAM VANISHED OR DIED: INSIDE THE MYSTERY (TIMES OF INDIA)
RENOWNED SCIENTISTS WHO STUDIED DISTANT PLANETS FATALLY SHOT AT HIS HOME NEAR LA (THE GUARDIAN)
Iz we getting Alternative 3? 🤔

For more on 31/ATLAS, the European Space Agency just went to press with this article:
That’s a whole lotta pool!
Poolhouse:
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LINKTR.EE/DJPOOLHOUSE


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IRANDEMIC - a (non-emergency, but still important) wartime broadcast.
Let’s see just how much rabble Poolhouse can raise, as we repeat his mantra once again:
IRAN DIDN’T CLOSE THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ. THE CITY OF LONDON DID.
He said it last night on the air. And it doesn’t matter how many were listening.
It matters WHO was listening.
The smallest vibrations, when correctly applied, can raise boulders or level buildings.
Welcome to HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH - a takecel transmission of radiotronic power!
Tonight: Poolhouse doubles down with his earth-shattering Iran war take: the Hormuz crisis is a manufactured one, cooked up by the insurance brokers in the City of London, the chaos agent in chief in the White House, and the craven and complicit worldwide media – unipolar, multipolar, and “independent” alike!
Poolhouse pulls on the thread: what really caused the “closure” of the strait – the Iranian “naval supremacy” over Hormuz, or shadowy machinations deep within the world business?
Using a familiar framework – the dissident’s understanding of the 2020 Scamdemic crisis – Poolhouse penetrates the media veneer placed upon narratives of the USAI war on Iran, and finds parallels in how each crisis has been deployed onto the public at large.
Is the Strait of Hormuz crisis an intentional “shock,” or induction of economic chaos?
Is Donald Trump, like Dr. Fauci in the previous crisis, an anti-hero left holding the bag – while the American people are once again left holding a very costly bill?
Through the power of vibration alone, allow the marvelous and mysterious POOLHOUSE to reach out and touch YOU through this crystallizing internet radio broadcast - for only Poolhouse can change your perception of reality through pure vibes and his alchemical unintelligibility.
Deeper into the Octolectics of “World War 3” – on the next EMERGENCY WARTIME BROADCAST.
Poolhouse - New Rules for the War in Iran:
#1 - The Chaos IS the Point
#2 - The War is Part of an Elite Choreography Towards Geo-Economic Realignment (for the US, this means: Greenland, Cuba, Venezuela, Hormuz)
#3 - The Straight of Hormuz is a Manufactured Crisis by the City of London, Israel and the DC Deep State.
Tune in to Part 1 of this 2-part series unraveling the mystery of Hormuz:
https://backklash.substack.com/p/non-emergency-wartime-broadcast

THE TRUTH ABOUT HORMUZ: CITY OF LONDON “CONTROLS” THE STRAIGHT
https://www.insurancejournal.com/news/international/2026/03/06/860825.htm
US Submarine Attacks Iranian Warship - First Attack of Its Kind Since WW2
Trump threatens to ‘take’ Cuba as island grapples with nationwide blackout (Sunday, 11 Nissan)
Trump, earlier in March: “Cuba’s Next”
Poolhouse:
SUBSTACK.COM/@POOLHOUSE
INSTAGRAM.COM/DJPOOLHOUSE
LINKTR.EE/DJPOOLHOUSE


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Poolhouse returns with another wartime broadcast—not an emergency alert, but a micro-burst from within the storm itself.
The war is no longer breaking—it is ever-unfolding, ambient, dulled… hardwired into the system. And from this position, seated at the edge of Western civilization as the sun sets in the West, Poolhouse turns—not just to the present—but to the recent past.
The fog of war lifts, ever so slightly—just long enough to decode the signals, the patterns, the programming that shaped our present crisis.
In another electrifying, incisive, TAKECEL TRANSMISSION, Poolhouse moves like the specter of a dying breed across vacant airwaves: a voice out of time, out of place—yet exactly where he needs to be, asking the questions most wartime analysts are paid to overlook:
What if the shock is not incidental—but intentional?What if the chaos is not collapse—but a controlled demolition?What if the narratives we’ve been handed—about both states and straits—are only surface artifacts?What if the true authorship of our unfolding history lies… elsewhere?
In this episode, Poolhouse synthesizes 30 days of wartime coverage into a singular, composed signal: a broadcast that is sublime, unsettling, and quietly on the money. Not loud. Not frantic. But deliberate.
Plus: Poolhouse gets to the bottom (hehehe) of the possible true cause of WW3: to fulfill the autogynephilic keptomaniacal desires of the sitting senator for South Carolina.

Poolhouse’s New Rules for the War in Iran:
#1 - The Chaos (e.g. the Shocks) IS the Point
#2 - The War is related to US Strategic Geo-Economic Realignment (Greenland, Cuba, Venezuela, Hormuz)
#3 - The Straight of Hormuz is a Manufactured Crisis
THE TRUTH ABOUT HORMUZ: CITY OF LONDON “CONTROLS” THE STRAIGHT
https://www.insurancejournal.com/news/international/2026/03/06/860825.htm
US Submarine Attacks Iranian Warship - First Attack of Its Kind Since WW2

Trump threatens to ‘take’ Cuba as island grapples with nationwide blackout (Sunday, 11 Nissan)
Trump, earlier in March: “Cuba’s Next”
Sara Netanyahu – kleptomaniac ?
Sara Netanyahu is Lindsey Graham (in one of those Illuminati Mrs Doubtfire situations)?
Poolhouse:
SUBSTACK.COM/@POOLHOUSE
INSTAGRAM.COM/DJPOOLHOUSE
LINKTR.EE/DJPOOLHOUSE
EPISODE MIXTAPE
Scissor Sisters - Tits on the Radio
Level 42 - World Machine (12” Remix)
Simian Mobile Disco - Audacity of Huge
Cristina - What’s a Girl to Do?



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Poolhouse is BACKK.
But did he ever or go away….did YOU???
Has ANY TIME AT ALL passed since our last broadcast dance, dear backklashista?
Nevermind all that – this is a TAKECEL TRANSMISSION!
Erm..no…a WARTIME BROADCAST (can we even call them “Emergency” after 30 or so days?)
No….Poolhouse, the great wizard of Time that he is, always navigates at COSMIC NORTH – perpetually adrift at the point in between….
Like an ultra sour candy from the mall candy shoppe, it’s HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH: coming on with pucker-inducing absurdity, only to mellow out to blissfully sweet sermons to soothe your Sunday morning sorrows…
Because when you are an OCTOLECTICIAN, there’s always another angle
There’s always some new dimensions
There’s always a space in between all the seams
For you to unravel the truth of the tensions………

Poolhouse:
SUBSTACK.COM/@POOLHOUSE
INSTAGRAM.COM/DJPOOLHOUSE
LINKTR.EE/DJPOOLHOUSE
Poolhouse-coded pop art sour candy:
Episode Mixtape
Robyn – Between the Lines (Louis Vega Remix)
Inner City – Good Life
Alan Vega - Saturn Drive
Paul Lewis - Girl You Need a Change of Mind (Eddie Hendricks cover)
Robyn – Baby Forgive Me (Floorplan Remix)



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