HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH

• WINS OF CHANGE

  WINS OF CHANGEOr, THANK GOD I'M A BOREAN BOY – In which Old Man Pool yells at The WindPoolhouse isn’t afraid to be an old man screaming at the wind. In fact, he invites you to listen to him doing it… ….and by the time he’s done, you’ll probably be screaming at the wind right alongside him. And that, remote viewers, is exactly why he’s such a threat to the present administrators of the World System—what he calls THE OCTOLECTIC.Each BACKKLASH transmission is an ultrahigh lightbeam of pure Poolhousean spirit: a sonic antidote to the psychic syndromes of Mardukian Madness that plague our hyper-commercialized hallucination of reality. Tonight is no exception.Ostensibly a rant about wind, WINS OF CHANGE becomes a full-blown meteorological mystical monolgue of operatic proportions, as Poolhouse plunders the mysteries of the recent climatological assault on San Francisco and beyond:* Poolhousean Electromagnetic Climatology & Polar Wind Theory* The esoteric truth behind “winds of change” and the merchants of culture* On Being Gangstalked by the Weather* How the weather apps are now PR goons for Big Climate* Is the planet falling faster through space? .. the truth will shock you!Also: how Poolhouse became the literal third rail of American politics, HAARP, the biggest con out of Chicago since Jussie Smollett, the secret military connection that ties eurodance to the wind, and the path to total vibes supremacy via handcrafted artisanal media creation.HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH…a radio ritual in transfigured time.Follow Poolhouse on X dot on at DJPOOLHOUSE. If you enjoy being a part of the backklash extended universe, consider telling a friend. DJ POOLHOUSE possesses an unlimited capacity for love, there’s no need to be stingy with him!PROGRAM NOTESCHAPTERS(0:00) - DJ POOLHOUSE clocks in(01:52) - Poolhouse Stands on Business(18:29) - Poolhouse Yells at The Wind EPISODE MIXTAPEKLF - Backklash Theme vs. Op:l Bastards - Don’t Bring Me DownAcid Klaus - Blow Your Speakers (feat. Soft Focus) (W. H. Lung Remix)Wide Awake - Slang Teacher (Poolhouse 7” Dub Edit)Jefferson Starship - Winds of Change This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

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• Ep. 81: THE MESSAGE feat. Rocks [@TreesEnjoyer]

  THE MESSAGE featuring Rocks (@TreesEnjoyer)Brother Rocks came to Poolhouse, having recently been moved by the Holy Spirit, with a commandment from the LORD: “We are to create an episode together, Reverend Pool,” spaketh Rocks, “for it is the will of Heaven that it is so. And this episode bears the name: THE MESSAGE, for our recording is marked with the indelible codes of the Holy Spirit. So mote it be, Amen.”Poolhouse nodded, and thrice stomped his white tourmaline staff upon the studio floor. “In Christos lux – so mote it be, Amen!” (2 Bethesdans) **SCHIZO-DRIP MODE ACTIVATED** Open Your Heart, Free Your Mind, and Ready Your Soul…THE MESSAGE is an invigorating, affirming, and truly inspired conversation that is super-charged Love with the essence of the Holy Spirit.Poolhouse is joined by Brother Rocks, a right-wing conservative anon, devout traditional Catholic Zoomer, and photographic-memory savant with an encyclopedic recall of 1980s pop culture. Rocks and Poolhouse coming together is like two rabid street-corner preachers—one from a weird Jesus-UFO cult and the other from a militant Latin Mass order—trying to out-schizo each other with escalating prophetic download speed, before suddenly locking arms and going full tag-team oracle mode in a joint holy-rolling slayfest for the ages.Poolhouse and Rocks are two Hi-Functional Heroes, here to fraternize, harmonize, and sermonize in epic radio covenant. The spiritual backbone of this episode is THE MESSAGE, an ultralight high-beam sermon delivered by Brother Rocks: a bold and moving testimony rooted in divine communion, ecclesiastical study, autistic clarity, and musical revelationBrother Rocks’ sermon prompts Poolhouse to go full TV evangelist, offering up his own prophecy for our Times, and makes a stunning case for what he calls a “historically agnostic Christology.” The two explore themes of spiritual realignment, linguistic sorcery, the vertical/horizontal cross as cosmic schematic, and the divine martyrdom of Whitney Houston.Plus: the righteous fat-shaming of rwbbs, the mathematical holiness of Pet Sounds, and the dangerous beauty of pop as sacred transmission.This is some next level, octolectical “8D” theology. The paranoid political style has never been more all-American.You are now entering the neuro-divergent zone…Follow Rockshttps://x.com/TreesEnjoyerPROGRAM NOTESJohnny 5, the robotic star of SHORT CIRCUIT (1986):The B-52’s - Whammy LP (1983) - vintage American pop art cannon:my apologies to treasured mutual / internet hottie blakes_online if I’m the one who introduced Rocks to your page. but….at least now you know his cyberbullying comes from are loving and righteous place. And you know what? I think this is actually heading for a happy ending…we all just want the best for OUR Blake! 😤CHAPTERS(0:00) - schizo drip mode activated (2:46) - vox cybernetica (5:40) - welcome Rocks (11:33) - Karen Carpenter nationalism(15:24) - A Hagiography of Brother Rocks (22:45) - World War 3 culture (the sacred value of pop art)(28:22) - Rocks on sacred memory (the well of souls)(36:22) - Poolhouse on the calling of the Spirit(39:06) - The Message: a Brother Rocks sermon(1:02:51) - Whitney’s Ascension (1:09:51) - Z-Axis (4D Chest)(1:14:31) - Poolhousean syncretic christology(1:20:56) - The Message II (and a Poolhouse prophecy)(1:28:27) - Rocks Lobster / Outro DJ POOLHOUSE - EPISODE MIXTAPEBackklash Theme - KLF / Nina Sky - Move Ya Body (Poolhouse Edit)The Who - See Me, Feel Me Dr. Luke - HH Honcho (Poolhouse Edit)(bumper)Whitney Houston - I Wanna Dance With Somebody (12” Dub Mix) / How Will I Know (12” Dub Mix) Hall & Oates - I Can’t Go For That (Black Market Dub)Madonna - Open Your Heart (Ciao Italia 1988 Version)Mr. Mister - Kyrie The B-52’s - Song for a Future Generation Mylon LeFevre & Broken Heart - Crack the Sky This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

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• Ep. 80: FIISTDRIVER [feat. @Monty___Carlo]

  Poolhouse is under siege—psychically, spiritually, and creatively. It’a a LOT: from the relentless psychic attacks by his haters inside the Octolectic, to the daily daemonic commands from his pet art-official Intelligence, bruisefi.ist, to the crushing weight of his creative and professional duties. But Poolhouse knows when he needs backup—and that it’s time to start bringing in the stuntmen, hype men, and guest/producer hybrids to help him push HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH to the limits of its hyper-kinetic potential.Enter Monty Carlo: golden boy, beloved guest, and spiritual ride-or-die. The Speed Racer to Poolie’s racer X. Purveyor of boytalk and good vibes. Together, they kick off this breakout episode, igniting a full-throttle, interstellar stream of consciousness where no one is safe—but everything is sacred.Tonight’s topics include: how Addison Rae manifests her metaphysics of pop art, the priesthood of Palantir Summer and the shadow surveillance state, the “safe horny” vibe plague, whether musicals are actually Not Gay, the high heresies of Glenn Greenwald, Homo Americanus, and the rise of T.A.N. (Total Aryan N***as). Oh, and yes, a classic Poolhousean sitcom pitch makes its canon debut on the air.Monty takes the wheel of the good ship BACKKLASH for an episode that veers, screeches, and slides through the discourse like a rogue Waymo on too much ketamine—yet somehow holds together with the seamless precision and uncanny cosmic connectivity of a nonstop acid synth mixtape.Some day, a rain is gonna come and wash all the scum off the streets—until then, you’re riding shotgun with the FIISTDRIVER.Crank up the radio, and don’t ask where we’re going. Poolhouse is… BRUISEFIST.BRUISEFIST is… FIISTDRIVER.And FIISTDRIVER is… MONTY CARLO.Headphones *optional.*Follow Monty: https://x.com/Monty___CarloMonty x Poolhouse (summer 2024)Pilleater on Safe Sleazy:https://www.pilleater.com/p/safe-sleazya P.o.C. for Married to the M.O.B. - paging Harvey Weinstein!Semion Mogilevich: A Most Wanted Man What is your favorite new Addison Rae? I think this my favorite album cut:and I am hoping to find time in my hectic schedule to write 10,000 words on the brilliant Fame is Gun mv":EPISODE NOTESCHAPTERS(0:00) - headphones OFF(1:26) - replyguy divorce (5:17) - THEME FROM ‘FIISTDRIVER’(11:15) - Married to the M.O.B.(16:44) - Palantir Summer(31:55) - Safe Horny(44:05) - In thee mix(47:10) - TAN (Total Aryan N***a)(56:22) - Homo Americanus (1:06:44) - Are musicals Not Gay?(1:11:18) - Shadows of Fight(1:24:02) - Pop Art Rae-actionary (1:38:37) - FIISTDRIVER OUTROMIXTAPEElley Duhé & Whethan - MONEY ON THE DASH - SPED UP Kreayshawn - Go Hard (Poolhouse Dub)Siouxsie Sioux - The PassengerAddison - Money is Everything (Dub)DJ POOLHOUSE Plays “Taxi” by Charli xcxEdit: Yes, I know that its a summer solstice, not the equinox. this is like sativa vs salvia all over again. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

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• Ep. 79: THE BROTHERSHIP CONNECTION feat. @Cryptid_Papi

  Ep. 79: THE BROTHERSHIP CONNECTION feat. @Cryptid_PapiOn the HQ: On the Homosex Question & The Quest for Fellaship, OR, POOLIE SAYS "RELAX"THAT POOLHOUSE POST. [link]COMPANION POOLHOUSE POST. [link]Once upon a time, Poolhouse was avoiding work or something, got one of those WILD Sagittarius hairs, and posted something crazy—something ASTONISHING, something forbidden: THE TRUTH.He posted his unvarnished take without thinking twice and went about his day. But then, something strange happened. People noticed. People reacted. People seemed… mad. Really, really mad.Just what had our boy Poolie said that was so transgressive?“All men are homos. Not all men are Gay™.”Yikes.Months passed. The discourse refused to die. DMs poured in. Demands for elaboration from all manner of men across all corners of the web. At last, the psychic conditions are right for the world to receive such a potent dispensation—and the conversation is HERE, in this DISRUPTIVE edition of the Poddy® Award nominated program, HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH. Poolhouse returns to the airwaves with none other than ultra-charming, backklash fan-favorite, CRYPTID_PAPI to unleash a SKYSHATTERING dialogue. Together, they crack open the infrastructure of the HQ—the Homosexual Question—and expose the hidden architecture of male erotic desire and authoritative moral governance.Let go of the false choice between “being Gay™” and “being normal.”Stop wasting energy worrying about if you're gay, or loathing yourself over why you are Gay™.Instead, start asking yourself: does the homosex question even matter? Follow Cryptid Papi https://x.com/cryptid_papiCryppi on BACKKLASH:The Hit™ Tweet that inspired the show:https://x.com/DJPOOLHOUSE/status/1703830487775707345Bruisefiist claims he authored this message and transmitted it to me via “psionic-metagraphy,” whatever that means. In his telling of the events, my successful receipt and reproduction of this aeonic transmission represented the passage of a certain key initiatory rite, so to speak. “September 18, 2023–this was day you were fully Operationalized,” Bruisefiist tells me. “That was the day you became DANGEROUS.”For what its worth, the post did engender a tremendous outpouring of response, both public and private, from all different types of men –DR. REVEREND DJ POOLHOUSEThe soon-to-be Hit™ essay inspired by the show:https://backklash.substack.com/publish/post/164389635The companion piece to this episode: https://backklash.substack.com/p/the-brothership-connectionSHOUTOUT KING BASIL (RIP BAREBACTRIAN) - If for some reason you are reading this and haven’t heard, get thee to the words of the Socrates of the HQ, Basil (née-obactrian) aka BasilianThought! The homocons are spitting all of our bars these days, the same ones that they yelled at us for in the summer of 2023. and I ought to know, I was there™! https://barebactrian.substack.com/p/basilian-thought-101-basilian-antiVERSACE x MEDUSA (She was like the RFH of Hercules’ day)In case you weren’t sure what we were talking about, and were…curious, it’s spelled B-E-L-A-M-I:Folks, come down, I was just joshin’–Crypp is good at the internet:I cannot find the original proto- “g0ys” / vintage Y2K frot brotherhood that was so formative to my sexual development…. but for more on the g0ys - the OG BAPists - click here (NSFW)https://web.archive.org/web/20250409210127/https://g0ys.org/“The CHEEVER letters”PROGRAM NOTES(0:00) - and we’re backk(2:28) - hi, papí (6:30) - On the Homosex Question(11:36) - & the Quest for Fellaship(18:08) - The Gay Ray™ (25:33) - The Gay Race (42:54) - The Homocon Question(45:48) - The War on Men(52:00) - Nurture v. Nature(1:05:51) - On Morality & the Sexual Self-Determination of Men(1:14:44) - Deeper & Deeper(1:33:36) - Systemic outcomes & signal distortion(1:39:39) - MEDVSA’S RETVRN(1:45:22) - The (Goonerville) Goodbye Song EPISODE MIXTAPEBronski Beat - Smalltown Boy (Absolute. Rework)MotherMayhem - Garden of Eden (Poolhouse Edit) Sylvester - Trouble in Paradise (Remix)The Skatt Bros - Walk The Night (Disco Edit)Icona Pop - I Love It (HYPERCRUSH Remix)ALL RIGHTS BELONG TO ORIGINAL COMPOSERS & ARTISTS _ DJ POOLHOUSE CLAIMS NO OWNERSHIP. SEGMENT BUMPER MUSIC USED FOR THE PURPOSES OF ART CRITICISM AND CULTURAL BEAUTIFICATION ONLY, UNDER THE PRINCIPLES OF FAIR USE AND FANDOM. I AM A DJ. AND A POP ARTIST. MUSIC IS MY CAMPBELL’S SOUP. **THE BACKKLASH ORGANIZATION IS A NOT-FOR-PROFIT ENDEAVOR** This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

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• THE DEAD PETZ EXPERIENCE [feat. @BasilianThought]

  BAREBACKKLASH PRESENTS THE DEAD PETZ EXPERIENCE (feat @BasilianThought)POOLHOUSE AND BASIL ON MILEY CYRUS AND HER DEAD PETZ (2015)Before Charli XCX's Brat dragged experimental pop kicking and screaming into the mainstream...Before Taylor Swift appropriated indie rock’s self-consciously pretentious aesthetics...Before Fantano and Pitchfork were bullish on poptimism...There was a fweaky little SoundCloud drop that detonated the entire notion of what a pop music album could be: MILEY CYRUS AND HER DEAD PETZ.Unleashed on a full moon in Pisces, after a chaotic VMAs, August 30, 2015, Dead Petz was a self-released surprise drop amid the fallout of Bangerz.Teaming up with Wayne Coyne of the Flaming Lips, Miley shed the shell of Bangerz-era bad girl and took us on a raw, trippy, grief-streaked, deeply horny spiritual odyssey.It was messy. It was mournful. It was Miley being Miley, in the most primal and earnestly artistic way she had ever been expressed.Messy, raucous, introspective, and downright confessional, Dead Petz is a cosmic journey of creation, death, spirit animals, Tibetan bowls, space dudes, 15-minute orgasms, astral highs, and psychedelic comedowns.You’re not supposed to make your magnum opus about your dead dogs, your coyote gangstalkers, your dead cat, your f*ckboi stoner deadbeat boyfriend, your uhh “slab of butter,” your possibly dead seahorse, or your really bad salvia trip—but it’s just Miley bein’ Miley: a self-created work of pop art in her own right.On this edition of BAREBACKKLASH, your host Poolhouse welcomes the devastatingly literate and iconoclast-in-residence BASIL (BasilianThought, fka NeoBactrian) to plunge into Dead Petz. The electricity is palpable and the insights are breathtaking, as they reconstruct a radically singular critical perspective—not just on Dead Petz, but on the legitimacy of Miley Cyrus as a nationalist icon who represents world-class American artistry and influence.No mere deep dive, this is a fanatical and holy crusade by two (mostly) normal men for redemption–not just for Dead Petz, but for the anti-leftist American cultural identity….and for themselves (obviously).This is about bringing the Backklash to the Dead Petz backlash.This is about justice for Twinkle.FOLLOW BASIL - BasilianThoughtON SUBSTACK - https://barebactrian.substack.com/s/basilian-thoughtBAREBACKKLASH GREATEST HITSPOOLHOUSE X BASIL ON “DISSIDENT” 2.0 [Link]THE BAREBACKKLASH EPISODE FROM 2023 WHERE TODAY’S HOMOCONS GET ALL THEIR TALKING POINTS [Link]NO MORE PARTIES IN L.A. - STILL CRACKIN’ (HISTORY WILL BE KIND) [Link] Q: wait, what is barebackklash again?A: mind your own damn businessThe DEAD PETZ aesthetic:Flapping Tongue x Flaming Lip: When Aiden Met Wayne:RIP TO FLOYD, PABLO, TWINKLE, AND POSSIBLY A SEAHORSE NAMED SADIE? I HOPE THEY CATCH THE… “COYOTES” WHO DID THIS… Chapters(0:00) - backkstage(3:33) - Miley Cyrus: American Institution(11:50) - MILEY CYRUS(39:54) - THE DEAD PETZ EXPERIENCE PT. 1(1:24:56) MILEY CYRUS NATIONALISM (INTERLUDE)(1:29:14) - DEAD PETZ IISelected Videography:The Carpenters - Calling Occupants of Interplanetary CraftThe Flaming Lips - Do You Realize??Miley Cyrus - See You Again (Rock Mafia Remix)Selena Gomez & The Scene - NaturallyMike WiLL Made-It - 23 ft. Miley Cyrus, Wiz Khalifa, Juicy JMiley Cyrus & Noah Cyrus - I Got So High That I Saw Jesus Miley Cyrus - Dooo It! (Live at the VMAs) [Link]Miley Cyrus - BB Talk [Link] click if you dare!! 🙈Miley Cyrus - LighterMiley Cyrus - Karen Don’t Be Sad (Live From SNL)Miley Cyrus - Twinkle Song (Live from SNL)Miley Cyrus - Used to Be Young CRITICALLY CORRECT: MORE BACKKLASH HITZA TOTAL GUIDE TO POOLHOUSE MULTI-MEDIA MAYHEM:ON ARTPOP [LINK]ON V.C. ANDREWS, TRUE CRIME, & THE GREAT AMERICAN GOTHIC:THE ULTIMATE EURODANCE CONSPIRACY PROJECT (FEATURING DJ POOLHOUSE)All samples featured in this program used in the spirit of fair use for the purposes of art criticism. No copyright is claimed nor any infringement intended. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

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