The Boyscast with Ryan Long

Chud the Builder's slur-spree ends predictably, Chinese spies are among us, and a breakdown of the Roast of Kevin Hart
 
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Chapters:
00:00 - Pregame
00:15 - Intro
00:38 - Joey Chestnut on probation / Dinner with competitive eater
09:44 - Facts from Detroit
11:46 - Testosterone leads to fairness
16:38 - Dates - Go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong and https://punchup.live/dannypolishchuk for tickets!
17:02 - CBC Prank show scandal
21:22 - Mamdani
25:46 - AI Data Centers are good!
30:17 - AD - Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts
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34:36 - HuffPo says have some modesty abroad for chrissakes
40:14 - White guys comedy talk shows
42:47 - Theory on partisan politics
46:40 - Race war has begun
48:42 - Chud
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1:13:01 - Nate Diaz
1:14:08 - Kevin Hart Roast
1:22:15 - Political comentator impression
1:27:25 - Trump reply guys
1:34:16  - Ryan's Uber story
1:42:12 - California Mayor admits to being agent for China
1:46:36 - Sikh man stabs a guy and police arrest stab-victim
1:49:41 - Wrap up

Muslims have a  bone to pick with progressive ideology, Hanta Virus outbreak on a nightmare cruise, and Spencer Pratt's mayoral candidacy.
 
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Upcoming Shows: 
Chicago - May 12-14 
Detroit - May 15-16 
Lansing - May 17
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Boston - July 17
Denver - July 23-25
Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1
Nashville - Aug 12/13
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Phoenix - October 16-17
Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7
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Atlantic City, July 19th
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Chapters:
 
00:00 - This week on Boyscast
00:14 - Intro
00:37 - Danny has Hantavirus
00:55 - Legionnaires disease
02:39 - Spencer Pratt
11:51 - Minneapolis
14:46 - 4 Shows 2 Jews
15:36 - Muslims vs. Progressives
21:06 - Woman protesting nude in a bell
24:08 - Space Vacation
25:54 - Richard Pryor talks about being cancelled
26:49  - Democrats became uncool
28:55 - DATES - go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong and https://punchup.live/dannypolishchuk for tickets!
29:21 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your FREE online consultation
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32:58 - Hantavirus / Cruises are nightmares
39:51 - Covid Zero folks weigh in on Hantavirus
44:57 - Ukraine war maybe ending?
47:23 - Epstein's note
52:56 - Running yourself ragged
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1:05:00 - Elon vs. Sam Altman
1:13:01 - Telus in hot water for AI voice changers
1:18:04 - Misogyny with a marketing budget
1:23:29 - Catholic AI
1:29:04 - Gwen Stefani 
1:35:13 - MIA gets kicked off tour
1:39:51 - Wrap up

Crazy JP Morgan scandal, the Met Gala is halloween for rich people, and Bryan Johnson continues to be weird on twitter.
 
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Upcoming Shows: 
Minneapolis - may 8/9
Chicago - May 12-14 
Detroit - May 15-16 
Lansing - May 17
Winnipeg - Jun 4-6
Spokane - June 18-20
Boston - July 17
Denver - July 23-25
Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1
Nashville - Aug 12/13
Kansas City - Aug 14/15
Tacoma - Sept 17-19
Phoenix - October 16-17
Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7
Calgary - Nov 12-14
DC - Dec 3-5 
Providence - Dec 10-12
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San Diego - May 6 
Chandler, AZ - May 7
East Providence, RI - May 17th
Brooklyn, NY - June 4th
Stamford - June 6th
Atlanta - June 11th
Cleveland - June 12th
Portland, ME - June 14th
Tacoma, WA - July 15th
Spokane, WA - July 16th
Atlantic City, July 19th
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Chapters:
00:00 - Met Gala is halloween for rich people
8:13 - Dates - go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets!
10:00 - Chirayu Rana
11:47 - Catch me if you can was BS
14:28 - JP Morgan
21:23 - Chirayu's other scams
23:35 - Canadian memes
24:22 - The things women do for men
26:25 - Any job is a woman's job (as long as there's air conditioning)
27:32 - JP Morgan cont'd
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33:00 - Rana's ChatGPT logs
46:11 - Bollywood sketch
51:12 - Infowars bought by the Onion
54:08 - Mamdani
57:06 - 7th grade boys calling lunch goyslop
1:01:00 - Fat made a comeback
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1:04:55 - Cuck of the Week
1:17:40 - Meghan Thee Stallion & Etsy witches
1:20:09 - Ian Lara's witch doctor story
1:22:43 - Scandalous discovery
1:26:33 - Bryan Johnson and his girl's vag
1:29:55 - Weird Science
1:34:16 - Wrap up

Shots fired at the WHCD, Activists are up to their old tricks, and Danny & Ryan recount their Bitcoin Conference appearance
 
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Upcoming Shows: 
Portland - May 1-3
Minneapolis - may 8/9
Chicago - May 12-14 
Detroit - May 15-16 
Lansing - May 17
Winnipeg - Jun 4-6
Spokane - June 18-20
Boston - July 17
Denver - July 23-25
Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1
Nashville - Aug 12/13
Kansas City - Aug 14/15
Tacoma - Sept 17-19
Phoenix - October 16-17
Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7
Calgary - Nov 12-14
DC - Dec 3-5 
Providence - Dec 10-12
Punchup.live/ryanlong
 
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Ocala, FL - May 2nd
San Diego - May 6th
Chandler - May 7th
East Providence, RI - May 17th
Brooklyn, NY - June 4th
Tacoma, WA - July 15th
Spokane, WA - July 16th
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Southern Poverty Law center in controversy, a betrayal of friendship over Wegovy, and Dave Chappelle explains himself to NPR.
 
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Upcoming Shows: 
Portland - May 1-3
Minneapolis - may 8/9
Chicago - May 12-14 
Detroit - May 15-16 
Lansing - May 17
Winnipeg - Jun 4-6
Spokane - June 18-20
Boston - July 17
Denver - July 23-25
Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1
Nashville - Aug 12/13
Kansas City - Aug 14/15
Tacoma - Sept 17-19
Phoenix - October 16-17
Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7
Calgary - Nov 12-14
DC - Dec 3-5 
Providence - Dec 10-12
Punchup.live/ryanlong
 
Danny Shows:
Charlotte - April 29th
Washington, DC - April 30th
Ocala, FL - May 2nd
San Diego - May 6th
Chandler - May 7th
East Providence, RI - May 17th
Brooklyn, NY - June 4th
Tacoma, WA - July 15th
Spokane, WA - July 16th
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AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489
 
Chapters:
00:00 - Rapid fire runthrough of the week
01:35 - Honey pots
03:49 - Southern Poverty Law Center
07:07 - Ryan walked into a revolving door
09:04 - Alex Jones on Charlottesville
20:00 - Rundown of SPLC article
21:47 - 2/3rds of women think men are bad
23:25 - Alcohol is a body positivity potion
24:51 - Aileen Wuornos / Nurses are serial killers
31:22 - AD - Shipstation - Go to https://shipstation.com for a 60 day free trial with full access
33:24 - AD - Cheers - Go to https://cheershealth.com and use code BOYSCAST for 20% off
35:19 -  Every group has their own atrocity
38:40 - Circumcision 
40:59 - Help! I'm a lesbian but women gross me out
51:38 - Anne Hathaway on body positivity
56:50 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your FREE online consultation
58:54 - AD - Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use code BOYSCAST to get 10% off Marek Health and Marek Diagnostics
1:01:00 - Losing friends over Wegovy
1:11:37 - Animal suffrage
1:14:34 - Seatbelt Libertarians
1:15:44 - Dave Chappelle
1:24:57 - Fake social media celebrity news
1:25:55 - DATES - Go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong and https://dannycomedy.com
1:27:13 - Addressing the intro situation
1:34:43 - Politics and comedy
1:37:03 - Ruby Rose says vomiting on Katy Perry made her get sober
1:38:28 - Wrap up