episode one hundred & fifteen: Are you...twerking?
Stuck on Planet Bob where pretty much everything is awful all the time, the crew is freezing and desperate for a safe place to ... well, to screw up, if their past is any indication. Huddled for warmth, buffeted by high winds, they suddenly hear the faint sounds of laughter and applause. Because of course they do.
You've been listening to:
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Introducing Caden Dowgin as the Director
Introducing Emmet Dowgin as the Assistant Director
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae
Kevin Hall as Greg
Introducing John Dowgin as Gritz
Eric Perry as Joe, Dr von Haber Zetzer, and Howard
Introducing Faith Dowgin as Mivv
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Introducing J Michael DeAngelis as Telf
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle
Introducing Bob Killian as Zblatt
Kyle Jones as Narrator Two
Chris Nadolny Gourley as your Narrator
Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.
Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors.
Our thanks and a hearty recommendation to listen to https://www.missionrejected.com/https://www.missionrejected.com/, an extremely funny podcast about the guys who get the mission when the first guy rejects it.
Until next time, Space Monkeys, yes, you probably ought to get that thing looked at.
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episode one hundred & fourteen: Cigars, piles of meat, and someone else's liquor
The crew are tramping aimlessly across the blistering and occasionally freezing surface of Planet KTAALNS (Kill Them All And Leave No Survivors, otherwise known as "Bob") and things are pretty grim. Like, not even Brothers Grimm, more Quintuplets Grimm, plus a few singles and a couple sets of Twins Grimm. Just very very grim.
I mean, they might survive, but even if they do, they're going to smell really bad, and does anyone need that right now?
You've been listening to:
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Mark Restuccia as C4 from the Best in Galaxy podcast
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae and Tiberius
Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
Eric Perry as Joe, Dr. von Haber Zetzer, Mr. Southers, and Howard
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Shannon Perry is Captain Madeline and Olivia
Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle.
Kyle Jones is your Narrator 2, and
Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator
John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott.
Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Big thanks to Mark Restuccia for C4ing C4's lines.
Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors.
Find out more about 10 Apocalypses and Citeog Podcasts here: https://www.citeogpodcasts.com/
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episode one hundred & thirteen: Into the clown car, y'all
Have you ever been invited to a party you really REALLY didn't want to go to? Like, you won't know very many people, you're not sure how to dress for it, and the atmosphere is toxic? But you're being frog-marched by an army of ants onto an away ship, so you don't really have a choice, and you're sure the chances of getting anything decent to eat are hovering at slightly below zero?
Yeah, well, welcome to our world. Planet KTAALNS (Kill Them All And Leave No Survivors, or, affectionately, "Bob") awaits our bedraggled little crew, and it looks like this particularly party is going to be their last.
You’ve been listening to:
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Eric Perry as Joe, Dr von Haber Zetzer and Mr Southers
Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
Pete Barry as Bob
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae and Tiberius
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Sarah Rhea Werner as Pipistrelle
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Kyle Jones is your Narrator Two
And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator
John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.
Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at FableandFolly.com and support our sponsors.
Until next time, Space Monkeys, remember this very VERY important lesson:
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Check Out Hit Singles
Brought to you by the team that brought you Wolf 359, you know it's going to be good.
Faith Adler has crossed the country to spend the summer in NYC. There she meets David, and the two of them quickly get mired in ... something. It's complicated.
Together with friends Tori, Matt, and Ginah, Faith and David navigate situationships, friendships, found family, and all the messiness of being young.
Faith is a DJ, and that pretty much describes how she approaches life — willing to scratch, skip, mute, sample, and even reverse until things start to make some sort of sense.
If you love Community, High Fidelity, and Fleabag, this show definitely has your name on it. Listen to the Director's Intro with Gabriel Urbina, then head over to Audible for the full listen. You're gonna love it!
You can find it at www.hitsingles.show.
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episode one hundred & twelve: Don't piss off your narrators
I'M SORRY, WHAT? HANG ON, LET ME GET TO A QUIETER PLACE, JUST A SECOND....
Phew. That's better. Things have gone bananarama aboard the Oz 9, and the crew has spent the last few hours trying not to get dysentery or squashed crossing a digital freeway. A few folks are hanging out in Meanwhile, which is basically a Narrators' Neverland with a few extra lost boys, and someone keeps trying to stick a fish in my ear.
You're welcome to join the fracas, if you really want to, but wear a helmet and avoid Wiggy. He's an asshole.
You’ve been listening to:
Pete Barry as Bob
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Kevin Hall as Greg
Eric Perry as Joe
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle
Kyle Jones is your Narrator Two, and
Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator
John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.
Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fable and folly dot com and support our sponsors.
Until next time, Space Monkeys, try to have a happy childhood, because you never know when you might have to relive it.
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It's Spring 2142 (a Tuesday), and Gated Galaxies has launched its 400 Oz-8000 ships, each carrying 50,000 "resting guests" to, hopefully, a new home on a shiny, brand-new planet. Except this whole "terraform and take over" idea isn't actually the plan; the real plan is far more nefarious and involves a great deal of cackling. But those aboard the ships don't know that, so off they toodle (those that make it out of Earth's atmosphere, at least), all shiny and optimistic. This is the story of one of those ships – the Oz 9 – and its tiny crew of hopeless incompetents. So far, they've been in space half an hour and several hundred people are dead. So... bright future, clearly.
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