Shut the F*** Up Nick Lachey

In Love Is Blind season 3: After The Altar part 1, nothing happens, so naturally, Daisy & Ellyn have a lot to say. From unneutered dogs to oversized lips, they dissect the chaos and ask the important question: why is this THREE parts?!?!

It's the reunion we've all been waiting for. We may have been misremembering things a little… Vanessa comes dressed as Grover from Sesame Street. Alexa and Brennon have a lot of opinions about everyone else. Barfbag's hair somehow got worse? Zenab tries to play a masterful game of 8D Chess and learns that on reality TV, everyone can hear you lying (CUTIEGATE!!!)
Ellyn and Daisy both joined from remote locations. Ellyn's brother's dog is a fucking asshole, and Daisy almost dies of heatstroke.

It's the weddings part two! Nancy's family is NOT here for Barfbag's shit. They smelled him coming a mile away. Zenab OBLITERATES Cole at the altar and gets… applause? Matt and Colleen say I do BECAUSE THAT SEEMS LIKE THE RIGHT CHOICE. And Alexa and Brennon are there. This episode had us saying, "I do… not understand any of these people.

And the weddings have begun! It's Love Is Blind season three, episode 10! SK and Raven are getting married. Or that's what it seems like… SK suddenly has a bunch of opinions he never bothered to share until AFTER the altar? Nancy sends Barfbag a thoughtful gift, and he sends her… a shot of tequila. It's like he wakes up every morning and goes, "How can I SUCK THE MOST today?" And then he triples down on it.

In Love Is Blind episode nine of season three, Ellyn and Daisy must rise above myriad technical difficulties to recap how these people have to rise above their own delusions and stupidity to make it to the altar. Matt continues to be scary, even though Colleen is finally, maybe, possibly growing a pair, Barfbag's reign as "THE WORST" has been usurped by Zenab who is the most insufferable SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY we've ever seen, somehow Raven and SK are the healthiest couple (?), and Alexa and Brennon are also…there.
It's the most pants-shittingest episode yet!