Shut the F*** Up Nick Lachey

The couples finish up whatever (gestures wildly) THIS IS...and head to Mexico ..eh eh eh eh not so fast Vic and Chrstine get to go to the La Quinta Inn and Suites and the couples start to see they shouldn't be coupled at all....

In episode four, Kevan may be the most delusional contestant so far. Something is… wrong with the man. Some other couples get engaged, and there are some awkward tunnel of love. Also, Ellyn and Daisy don some interesting accessories.

On today's episode, everyone is fully medicated. We get 2 -- 3? -- cold opens because Ellyn is thirsty. Ellyn calls 2 gays and a Thermos. Daisy calls Kurt... and Monty. Abort mission! Act normal, not horny! Oh right, we're supposed to be talking about Love is Blind. Blahzayblah... Some couples get engaged. Ladies wear questionable shoes. But most importantly: THESE MEN ARE THE WOOOOORSSSSSST! We are all gravely concerned for the women of Ohio if this is the best Netflix could find. How was Chris even able to reach high enough to get that much audacity off the shelf? And who the fuck does Alex think he is? Daisy is going to write a strongly worded letter to Mr. Netflix, and Ellyn is going to submit an expense report to GBC for her anxiety meds.

In episode two of Ohio, Daisy doesn't know the difference between nail glue and eyelash glue, and Tyler and Keya. Ellyn and Daisy prove to have very bad taste in men when they still don't think the conversation between Emma and Steven about sex was THE WORST THING EVER. Mike was a preemie, so he knows what struggle is. Kevan is the most boring man on the planet. Jordan needs deodorant. And Amber knows how to WORK. THOSE. ANGLES. GIRL!

OH!! IO!!! In episode one of season... Ohio (The Artist Formerly Known as Season 10), we meet a lot of guys who look exactly alike. The women are WAY over-qualified (if not therapized). Daisy calls HR on Ellyn. And Emma wants to go deep, but not that deep, because everything gives her "THE ICK!"