93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Originally Aired September 18, 2026: Who needs patience, when you have a gun? When you're sliding down the slide and your balls collide. Everything you've ever wanted to know about my big fat roasted pumpkins seeds.
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Originally Aired September 17, 2026: When trimming your bush goes terribly wrong. Why is my poop green? Everything you've ever wanted to know about Nick's birthday!
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Originally Aired September 16, 2026: You callin' me a dog? Married, not buried. Everything you've ever wanted to know about living right next door to hell.
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Originally Aired September 15, 2026: World Class Entertainer C. Willi Myles. You should be embarrassed. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the devil's doorbell.
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Originally Aired September 14, 2026: You can butter my bagel. Josh is building a race car. Everything you've ever wanted to know about reverse OnlyFans.
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Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com
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