Cyrus Says

Welcome to Cyrus Says!
In this episode of Cyrus Says Cock & Bull, Cyrus hangs out with comedian, writer, and improviser Shantanu Anam… and things spiral almost immediately.
They jump from Shantanu’s upcoming zombie comedy film Indian Institute of Zombies to completely unfiltered takes on IPL, Bollywood, Ramayan adaptations, internet outrage, and why nothing in India can ever stay calm (or short).
Somewhere in between, there’s cricket nostalgia, stand-up stories, political tangents, and debates that probably shouldn’t have happened on camera… but did anyway.
It’s chaotic, opinionated, slightly unhinged, and makes zero effort to stay on track, exactly how Cock & Bull should be.
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Welcome to Cyrus Says!
In this episode Cyrus is joined by Aayush Sharma. He opens up like never before, about coming to Mumbai with zero acting background, surviving on limited money, getting rejected, chasing auditions, and holding on to the dream of becoming an actor.
From his father’s brutally honest reality checks to his love story with Arpita Khan and the generous support he found from Salman Khan, this episode is funny, emotional but full of real struggle, self-belief, and filmi twists.
To our new audience, this is Cyrus Says, where the stories are personal, the laughs are constant, and the chaos is always part of the charm.
And to our regular ones, Welcome back!
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Can a stand-up joke actually get you death threats?
Welcome to Cyrus Says!
In this episode, Cyrus Broacha hangs out with Rahul Subramanian and what starts as a conversation about his stand-up special quickly spirals into absolute chaos.
They jump from Rahul’s journey from engineering and TCS to comedy, the madness behind his special “Who Are You”, and the bizarre (and slightly scary) story of DJs getting offended enough to send threats.
Along the way, expect detours into corporate life, Liverpool fandom, comedy writing, marriage jokes, and the kind of nonsense that makes zero sense but is somehow hilarious.
It’s chaotic, self-aware, and completely unserious, exactly how it should be.
This episode covers:
Rahul Subramanian’s stand-up journey

“Who Are You” special & behind-the-scenes

The viral DJ controversy & threats

Corporate life vs comedy

Liverpool, travel & random life stories

Peak Cyrus-level chaos

If you’re looking for structure, this is not it.If you enjoy comedians talking nonsense for an hour welcome home.
And to our regular listeners welcome back home!
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Abbas Momin is back, and Cyrus wastes absolutely no time, fat shaming him within the first 40 seconds. Classic. It's also Abbas's 38th birthday, which he's celebrating the way all single men approaching 40 do: a movie with two friends and zero romance prospects. We're basically his therapy session at this point.
This week we tackle the big stuff, RCB selling for ₹16,000 crore (Vijay Mallya is somewhere crying into his beer), a Pune eatery taking on world peace one LPG surcharge at a time, and Dhurandar 2, which Abbas sat through for four hours and lived to regret. Ranveer Singh is shirtless. Sanjay Dutt points at his crotch. You've been warned.
Also on the menu: 46,000 mangrove trees, Mohamed Salah's Liverpool farewell, a Statue of Liberty in Jalandhar wearing a saree, and Abbas accidentally revealing his Grindr situation on a podcast that his family definitely watches.
Happy birthday, Abbas. This is the worst gift we could give you. You're welcome.

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Is modern war basically a video game now?
Welcome to Cyrus Says!
Cyrus hangs out with Dr. Sanket Kulkarni and quickly dives into drones, geopolitics, and the chaos of modern warfare. From Iran vs Israel to spy agencies and India’s global position, this one covers a lot and then some.
It’s sharp, slightly confusing, and very real, with just enough humour to survive the topic.
This episode covers:
Drone warfare & modern combat
Iran, Israel & global tensions
Spy stories & intelligence agencies
India’s role in world politics
Random Cyrus chaos
If you want clean answers, this isn’t it.If you enjoy chaotic conversations about serious topics welcome home.
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