Cyrus Says

Can a stand-up joke actually get you death threats?
Welcome to Cyrus Says!
In this episode, Cyrus Broacha hangs out with Rahul Subramanian and what starts as a conversation about his stand-up special quickly spirals into absolute chaos.
They jump from Rahul’s journey from engineering and TCS to comedy, the madness behind his special “Who Are You”, and the bizarre (and slightly scary) story of DJs getting offended enough to send threats.
Along the way, expect detours into corporate life, Liverpool fandom, comedy writing, marriage jokes, and the kind of nonsense that makes zero sense but is somehow hilarious.
It’s chaotic, self-aware, and completely unserious, exactly how it should be.
This episode covers:
Rahul Subramanian’s stand-up journey

“Who Are You” special & behind-the-scenes

The viral DJ controversy & threats

Corporate life vs comedy

Liverpool, travel & random life stories

Peak Cyrus-level chaos

If you’re looking for structure, this is not it.If you enjoy comedians talking nonsense for an hour welcome home.
And to our regular listeners welcome back home!
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Abbas Momin is back, and Cyrus wastes absolutely no time, fat shaming him within the first 40 seconds. Classic. It's also Abbas's 38th birthday, which he's celebrating the way all single men approaching 40 do: a movie with two friends and zero romance prospects. We're basically his therapy session at this point.
This week we tackle the big stuff, RCB selling for ₹16,000 crore (Vijay Mallya is somewhere crying into his beer), a Pune eatery taking on world peace one LPG surcharge at a time, and Dhurandar 2, which Abbas sat through for four hours and lived to regret. Ranveer Singh is shirtless. Sanjay Dutt points at his crotch. You've been warned.
Also on the menu: 46,000 mangrove trees, Mohamed Salah's Liverpool farewell, a Statue of Liberty in Jalandhar wearing a saree, and Abbas accidentally revealing his Grindr situation on a podcast that his family definitely watches.
Happy birthday, Abbas. This is the worst gift we could give you. You're welcome.

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Is modern war basically a video game now?
Welcome to Cyrus Says!
Cyrus hangs out with Dr. Sanket Kulkarni and quickly dives into drones, geopolitics, and the chaos of modern warfare. From Iran vs Israel to spy agencies and India’s global position, this one covers a lot and then some.
It’s sharp, slightly confusing, and very real, with just enough humour to survive the topic.
This episode covers:
Drone warfare & modern combat
Iran, Israel & global tensions
Spy stories & intelligence agencies
India’s role in world politics
Random Cyrus chaos
If you want clean answers, this isn’t it.If you enjoy chaotic conversations about serious topics welcome home.
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Welcome to Cyrus Says!
In this episode, Cyrus Broacha hangs out with actor, producer, and pro Panja evangelist Parvin Dabbas… and what starts as a normal conversation quickly turns into a deep dive into Bollywood chaos, sports leagues, and the strange art of surviving the entertainment industry.
They jump from Parvin’s acting journey and behind-the-scenes Bollywood stories to building the Pro Panja League, the business of sports in India, and why panja might just be cooler than cricket (controversial, we know). Along the way, expect detours into fitness, discipline, industry struggles, and the kind of practical wisdom that only comes from doing everything yourself.
It’s insightful, funny, slightly chaotic, and occasionally feels like a TED Talk that forgot to stay serious.
This episode covers:
Parvin Dabbas’ Bollywood journey & acting career

The rise of Pro Panja League & Indian sports business

Behind-the-scenes film industry stories

Fitness, discipline & mental toughness

Entrepreneurship in entertainment & sports

Random Cyrus-level chaos you didn’t see coming

If you’re looking for structured interviews and safe answers, this is not it.If you enjoy honest conversations, industry insights, and a little madness along the way, welcome home.
And to our regular listeners… welcome back home!
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What happens when Cyrus Broacha sits down with Shamik Chakrabarti?
Zero structure. Maximum chaos.
In this episode of Cock & Bull, things spiral (fast) from stand-up comedy to Bollywood propaganda, box office logic, internet algorithms, and everything in between. One minute it’s comedy insights, the next it’s cricket, politics, or a completely random tangent that somehow still makes sense.
Expect:
Brutally honest takes on Bollywood & pop culture

The reality of stand-up comedy & writing

Social media, algorithms & why we’re all slightly doomed

Generational quirks like the infamous “millennial pause”

And classic Cyrus-style chaos that refuses to stay on topic

Also featuring Shamik’s stand-up special “Despite Appearances” a story-driven set told across 7 chapters, blending personal stories with sharp observational humour.
If you like conversations that feel like a funny group chat come to life, you’re in the right place.’s for you.
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