How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine

This week on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive losing your ability to speak — laryngitis, vocal strain, and the singer's worst nightmare… growths. Then, Gary Mann joins to share his experience navigating Standards & Practices during his time on The Sarah Silverman Program, when a performer's voice was challenged in a very different way.👉 Follow the show so you never miss a new comedy survival episode!🎧 New episodes every week!📰 Substack: https://podhowtosurvive.substack.com/👉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/podcasthowtosurviveSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this week’s How to Survive, Matt Belknap steps in to produce a very rollicking holiday episode with Danielle and Kristine. They cover insane dogs, the legendary Pardo–Koenig holiday fête, and Danielle receives a gift that truly keeps on giving… migraines.From there, the conversation turns to how to survive that familiar feeling of being behind in life — when it seems like everyone else has their act together and you’re just improvising wildly. And speaking of preparedness (or the lack thereof), the delightful Jordan Morris joins the show to share the story of the time he went to Burning Man extremely unprepared.👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive!🎧 New episodes every week!👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content.📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive white water rafting — bone chilling rapids, unexpected boulders, and most importantly the difference between a wetsuit and a drysuit. Then, Drea Clark joins to share her unforgettable tale near the St. Croix River, where her fun summer job as a young camp counselor suddenly became way more adult than she was expecting.👉 Follow the show so you never miss a new comedy survival episode!🎧 New episodes every week! 📰 Substack: https://podhowtosurvive.substack.com/ 👉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/podcasthowtosurviveSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive exposure to sulfuric acid — trust us, you don't want to mess around with this chemical. Then Jeremy Bent joins to share the unfortunate way he discovered he’s allergic to sulfa-based antibiotics.👉 Follow the show so you never miss a new comedy survival episode!🎧 New episodes every week! 📰 Substack: https://podhowtosurvive.substack.com/ 👉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/podcasthowtosurviveSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Danielle and Kristine jump on Zoom to riff on the “joys” of Thanksgiving, holiday stress, family chaos, and unmet family expectations. With a little help from mental health master Brené Brown (in spirit!), they break down how to stay mindful — or at least avoid completely losing it — in the weeks ahead.👉 Follow the show so you never miss a new comedy survival episode!🎧 New episodes every week!📰 Substack: https://podhowtosurvive.substack.com/👉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/podcasthowtosurviveSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.