How To Survive Performance Anxiety & Cruise Ship Gigs (w/Chris Witaske)
This week on How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine, we face the spotlight: performance anxiety (something many comedians struggle with) and the fascinating world of cruise ship comedy 🚢. Actor and comedian Chris Witaske (The Bear, Chicago Party Aunt) joins us to share hilarious survival stories, from performing for an audience trapped at sea to being a magician's assistant. Plus, he shares a harrowing and mysterious cruise ship death.🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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How to Survive Sea Slugs & Skydiving (Comedy w/ Nikki Nash)
This week on How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine, we dive into two wild adventures: the beautiful (but venomous) Blue Dragon sea slugs 🐉🌊 and the thrill of skydiving! Writer Nikki Nash joins us to share hilarious stories from her book Collateral Stardust and what it really takes to survive falling from the sky.🎧 Want more laughs? Get extended episodes, bonus content, and behind-the-scenes fun on Patreon.📰 Stay in the loop! Join our Substack for extra comedy, more survival tips, and stuff we don’t share anywhere else.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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How to Survive Martial Law… and Martial Arts? (w/ Cristina Fernandez)
This week on 'How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine,' we tackle two wild challenges: how to survive under martial law (unthinkable, but we promise to make you laugh) and what happens when you step onto the mat for Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. Comedian Cristina Fernandez joins us with laugh-out-loud stories, survival “tips,” and a few chokeholds along the way.🎧 Get More Laughs on Patreon Love the show? Support us on Patreon for extended episodes, bonus content, and behind-the-scenes survival stories you won’t hear anywhere else.📰 Join Our Substack Stay in the loop with new episodes, extra comedy bits, and survival tips delivered straight to your inbox. Subscribe free at Substack.💬 Rate & Review If you enjoyed this episode, leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or Spotify—it helps more people survive life with us!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Emily Barth-Isler - How To Survive More Bears!
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive Bears...again...but different this time and Emily Barth-Isler joins us to share a bear tale of her own!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Oliver Pardo - How To Survive First Day of Pre-School & First Job
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive your child's first day of pre-school and Oliver Pardo joins us to talk about his experiences at his first job! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Join hosts Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel for a comedy podcast about surviving the things that could kill you and the stuff that just makes you wish you were dead.