Hysteria

Erin and Alyssa dish on Trump’s State of the Union address and Kash Patel taking the Olympic US Men’s Hockey team from hero to zero. They also unpack the disturbing case of Representative Tony Gonzales’ inappropriate relationship with a staffer and how Republicans are weighing the calls for his resignation with their razor-thin majority in Congress. Then they wrap up with the latest on the Epstein files and a petty preview of Candace Owens’ new series on Erika Kirk, “The Bride of Charlie”.
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Epstein accusers, Olympians among guests invited to State of the Union speech (Reuters 2/24)
Trump invites US Olympic hockey heroes to State of the Union in locker-room call (The Guardian 2/23)
Virginia teen Sage Blair at State of the Union (Fox 5 2/24)
FBI head Kash Patel defends ‘frat bro’ hijinks with US hockey team in Milan (The Guardian (The Guardian 2/23)
Tony Gonzales faces mounting pressure from GOP women over affair allegations (Politico 2/23)
Tony Gonzales says he will not resign (Politico 2/24)
Justice Department withheld and removed some Epstein files related to Trump (NPR 2/24)

In our 34th episode of This F*cking Guy, Erin and Alyssa dive deep into the past of the unhinged MAGA clown, Laura Loomer. From filming undercover for Project Veritas, to cozying up to eco-fascists, to melting down over her Twitter ban, to being Trump’s number 1 fan girl, this crazy b*tch may be our nuttiest guy yet!
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Sources:
https://www.britannica.com/biography/Laura-Loomer
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2025/11/17/laura-loomers-endless-payback 
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/07/08/us/politics/laura-loomer-trump.html
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/07/08/us/politics/laura-loomer-trump.html 
https://www.npr.org/2024/09/10/nx-s1-5107932/laura-loomer-donald-trump-relationship-republicans-criticism 
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cly8y27dwgpo
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/apr/04/who-is-laura-loomer
https://people.com/maga-activist-laura-loomer-claims-former-reporter-desk-pentagon-11860410 
https://www.thenation.com/article/politics/trump-laura-loomer-loomered/#google_vignette 
https://abcnews.go.com/US/operate-independent-agency-laura-loomers-pressure-campaigns-reshaping/story?id=124285112 
https://www.amazon.com/Loomered-Laura-Loomer/dp/1642935670 
https://www.thenation.com/article/politics/trump-laura-loomer-loomered/#
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/03/politics/laura-loomer-trump-white-house-briefing-room
https://www.politico.com/newsletters/national-security-daily/2025/12/24/laura-loomers-excellent-year-00706352 
https://people.com/trump-reveals-laura-loomer-engagement-11871180 
https://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/us-news/laura-loomer-engagement-who-is-the-boyfriend-president-donald-trump-makes-surprise-announcement-watch-101765952081274.html#google_vignette 
https://reason.com/volokh/2025/12/04/lawyer-hijinks-in-laura-loomers-and-bill-mahers-deposition/

Erin and Alyssa dive into the Wall Street Journal’s brutal read of Kristi Noem, social media addiction going on trial, and how the SAVE Act might forever change our elections. Then, in Sani/Petty, they discuss Elon’s turn toward Jesus, the new season of Love Is Blind, and Taylor Swift’s special video for the Team USA Women’s Figure Skaters.
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 A Pilot Fired Over Kristi Noem’s Missing Blanket and the Constant Chaos Inside DHS (Wall Street Journal 2/12)
Tough questions — and grieving families — await Mark Zuckerberg at social media addiction trial Wednesday (CNN 2/17)
Trump's election bill tops 50 Senate votes, but Democrats could still block it (NBC News 2/17)
House passes elections overhaul bill that could make it harder for married women to vote (The 19th News 2/11)
Older women are spooked by the economy. Their vote is up for grabs (USA Today 2/16)

Erin Ryan and Sami Sage (Betches Media) watched Pam Bondi testify in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee, so you don’t have to. Then they dig into the political moments at the Milan Cortina Olympics, from J.D. Vance’s embarrassing motorcade to the American athletes who dared to speak up against the Trump Administration. They also analyze how Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show success and TPUSA’s counter-programming flop indicate a shift in the culture war.
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IErin and Alyssa dive into the past of the border patrol Napoleon, Greg Bovino. From his embarrassing work in El Centro, to cosplaying as an SS officer, to escalating ICE devastation around the country, this fascist pipsqueak may be our most wannabe tough-guy yet.
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Sources:
https://archive.is/o7lJd
https://newrepublic.com/post/205613/corey-lewandowski-noem-homeland-security
https://www.thedailybeast.com/how-trumps-movie-mad-top-goon-gregory-bovino-is-star-of-his-own-horror-show/
https://apnews.com/article/bovino-border-patrol-immigration-los-angeles-chicago-03b908a84106fae80a80b2837625eef7
https://www.borderreport.com/hot-topics/immigration/border-patrol-warns-migrants-against-venturing-into-canals/
https://www.imdb.com/video/vi3136730393/?ref_=tt_vids_vi_1
https://www.foxnews.com/us/california-border-patrol-chief-slams-sanctuary-illegal-immigrant-tak
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https://nypost.com/2023/07/21/el-pasos-chief-border-patrol-agent-relieved-of-his-command-after-talking-to-congress/
https://calmatters.org/economy/2025/04/border-patrol-records-kern-county/
https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news/marimar-martinez-seeks-release-body-camera-footage-shot-by-border-patrol-agent/
https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/snapchat-murder-for-hire-juan-espinoza-martinez-greg-bovino-b2908927.html
https://archive.ph/ANoBI
https://www.cnn.com/us/live-news/minneapolis-shooting-ice-protests-01-26-26#cmkvm294r00003b6p11gho5vs