Jumping In An Elevator

There needs to be a federal inquiry into the Billboard charts girls.... what is going on.... After perusing some of the Billboard charts (SOME not ALL because I am not paying $14 a month to look at an emerging artist chart girl please) I also have a look at the MOST important chart of all - my personal streamings statistics of the last 30 days xxThis episode also includes topics such as: my vitamin C consumption era, poorly disclosed ads, streaming artists vs playlist artists and saurrrr much more

Brat summer this, brat summer that... why is no one talking about brat winter...This episode covers topics such as: meeting Charli XCX, falling off the Eurostar, the negative 500 degree (celsius) Melbourne winter, the 2024 Paris Olympics, my chemical lip scar and my potentially-temporary-potentially-not Tiktok hiatus.

WE HAVE TO GO BACK!Against all odds Jakeb and I went back to Italy and lived to tell the tale. Yes that's right -  it's the Italian Tour 2024 Reloaded The Re-Up Celebration World Tour Extravaganza. I cannot explain how ridiculous this trip was..... there was: a dumping, lost underwear, royal spottings, broken suitcases, Nicki Minaj in jail AND SO MUCH MORE.

Literally no one saw this coming - I have uploaded a new episode exactly one week after the previous episode. Very SCARY, very UNFORSEEN, very AMBITIOUS scenes. This time I'm joined by one of my iconic besties, Vanessa, who has actually appeared on my Youtube channel before when I was scandalously in my movie review era!! We reviewed Suburbicon (2017) which in hindsight is so fkn funny because WHY that movie - I fear we were literally the only people to see it opening weekend...Anyway I was verrrrry excited to get Vanessa on the podcast, she's one of my funniest and most stylish friends and also has an encyclopaedic knowledge of Real Housewives and Ariana Grande b-sides - chrewly a thriple threat!!Some other topics covered this episodes:- Jen Shah's DHGate dupes- The lying tiktok vintage shoppers- Italian Tour (TM) Jakeb's 16 trillion dollar Netflix hat- Why I won't go on reality tv- Style trends babe x