The Upshot

On the show today:

- Gianni Infantino clings on for dear life

- Danny Cipriani’s “tacky and distasteful” wedding

- And which France international pooed in someone’s mouth at a party?

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Links from the show:

Infantino track - https://www.instagram.com/p/DZIXgAcOZGA/

Anna Lynne poem - https://x.com/IAMannalynnemcc/status/1496877541772062727?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1496877541772062727%7Ctwgr%5E2d490e18b92673156548ced8b5cc817d6312c3d7%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeednews.com%2Farticle%2Fkelseyweekman%2Fannalynne-mccord-twitter-poem-putin

Kate Mannion - https://x.com/Katiemoneygrabz/status/1496926530219364394

Molina - https://shorturl.at/b7oVi

Botham tweet - https://shorturl.at/0YG4z
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On the show today:

- Gianni Infantino’s next power grab

- World Cup star’s cocaine arrest

- Idi Amin returns to haunt England

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Haaland at Donnarumma’s wedding - https://www.facebook.com/hello/videos/1479113637586094/

Haaland and &Me - https://www.facebook.com/DeepTechMinimal/videos/26815898238085760/

Haaland thrown out - https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/12100593/erling-haaland-nightclub-thrown-out-video/

Capello - https://shorturl.at/48nFI

Richard Keys outfit - https://shorturl.at/q8wXx

Socceroos - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snLylKw5shE

JP glasto outfit - https://shorturl.at/G13aX

Idi Amin love for sports - https://shorturl.at/8Ynvc

Mayo fan - https://shorturl.at/ANt67

Trophy sinking - https://www.reddit.com/r/rugbyunion/comments/1v7g8ai/sir_a_second_major_french_trophy_has_been_lost_in/
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On the show today:

- Riots on the streets of Buenos Aires.

- Phil Neville shirt swap humiliation.

- World Cup final ref’s sex party scandal

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Links from the show:

Argentina fans crying - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ujl54LXPYcw

Scaloni - https://x.com/footballontnt/status/2079125893415362583

Spanish pilot - https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1v266ha/a_spanish_pilot_made_a_plane_full_of_argentine/

Buenos Aires riots - https://x.com/Reforma/status/2079073017280291251

Argentina rugby shirts - https://shorturl.at/Y0I1j

Louis Vuitton trophy case - https://shorturl.at/RxCFL

Upshot Infantino - https://shorturl.at/dfAhM

Upshot World Cup map - https://shorturl.at/VbU7v

AKA Rocky - https://www.instagram.com/p/Da_N3NTuTr1/

Infantino clap for Trump - https://www.reddit.com/r/soccercirclejerk/comments/1uzfgsl/trump_on_kane_they_tuchel_perhaps_made_a_mistake/

Ring - https://shorturl.at/xv7Vq

World Cup final pitch grass - https://shorturl.at/TVsxS

Vincic arrest - https://x.com/MIL0SEVIC/status/2078256308520730667

England fan - https://www.instagram.com/reels/Da1Hqc8PVnV/

Bellingham grandad on Mastermind - https://www.tiktok.com/@theshadeborough/video/7663559077552737558

Souness - https://www.instagram.com/reels/Da4GizupZ5q/

John Fury - https://www.instagram.com/p/Da0BCOdAimh

Robbie Williams - https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbBDhT3I270/?igsh=MXA2d3ljajkyZnhubg==
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Welcome back….

Gianni Infantino has fallen out with his best friend, noshed off a load of Qatari sheikhs and let the world know what a massive bell end he is.

But the scandals are only just getting started.

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Links from the show:

Saudi Arabia host announcement - https://inside.fifa.com/organisation/congress/media-releases/extraordinary-congress-appoints-hosts-of-2030-and-2034-editions-of-fifa-world-cup

Infantino dancing at wedding - https://tinyurl.com/3vdpnzky

Maniac laugh - https://www.tiktok.com/@dailymail/video/7462344937317879086

Shiny Panini Club sticker - https://tinyurl.com/36cevnjr

Mbappe AI fans - https://www.instagram.com/p/DLvne9ptfAG/?img_index=1&utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=a-spot-of-light-dogging&_bhlid=ea54ae81b3511615c4ce324ef97001b9633da563

World Cup draw chant - https://www.instagram.com/reels/DR49wDjj-tt/

Gianni takes a corner - https://www.instagram.com/p/DKj9uQ3O8xi/?hl=en&utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=king-of-soccer&_bhlid=7c65eccbfe90133133b4341fcde4fe96b9b68752

Posing with a guitar - https://www.tiktok.com/@metrosportuk/video/7618146787760655649?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=he-spooked-the-horses&_bhlid=fdff96c25db06361fc4a9f2f0a40d4be154e2967

‘Shake hands’ - https://www.theguardian.com/football/2026/apr/30/israel-fa-delegate-snubbed-by-palestinian-counterpart-at-fifa-congress

‘Chill’ - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/videos/c3dyegz0z8jo
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On the show today:

- Naked England fans cartwheeling in Benidorm

- Gary Neville’s slapped down in Argentina

- Lee Andrews back in the slammer

If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=theupshot&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorship

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Links from the show:

Alfie Haaland swearing - https://x.com/utdZaiire/status/2076635626917806249

Posh spice goal reaction - https://shorturl.at/YYNgQ

Ed Sheeran - https://www.instagram.com/reels/Dak_f22BX-4/

Norwegian fan won’t row - https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1uspmxd/norwegian_fan_on_skysports_explains_why_he/

Achtung - https://shorturl.at/7nGuZ

Godoy Cruz flags, balaclavas and Durham fans - https://shorturl.at/byLK0, https://shorturl.at/sbEz9, https://shorturl.at/tzUb8

Chinese prayers - https://www.instagram.com/reels/DasqTPwNdTY/

Zach cat video - instagram.com/reel/Daawq94s41a/?igsh=MTN4OWgzZHhpMDV5cw==

Neymar mobility scooter - https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/39719962/neymar-mobility-scooter-universal-studios-world-cup-brazil/

Vosinha sea slug - https://shorturl.at/nK5Br

Alkali refuses comment - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/videos/clywe81xe3lo

Lee Andrews cameo - https://www.cameo.com/leeandrews1111/feed/6a37eebd7c6792f197eec10a?t=1

Lee Andrews’ dog - https://shorturl.at/1c7I6
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