The Upshot

On the show today:

- Scotland’s wife-stealing striker

- Ecuador’s New York strip club adventures

- Has Anthony Joshua been CLONED

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Links:

Rod Stewart - https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/39402968/rod-stewart-scotland-world-cup-haiti-cancel-gig/ 

Scot hit by motorbike - https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/scottish-news/15312370/scotland-england-euro-tartan-army-fan-crash-motorbike/  

Worm on the tube - https://x.com/SickChirpse/status/1405864051612303363  

Lyndon Dykes tattoo - https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/football/10839282/lyndon-dykes-scotland-ronaldo/# 

Lego Nike Air Max - https://www.lego.com/en-gb/product/nike-air-max-95-x-lego-set-43025?CMP=AFC-AffiliateUK-VqqTHYs0Frg-3536742-1537979-15  

Red light district cycle lane argument - https://www.instagram.com/reels/DXD0ysrjql8/ 

Mexican locals Gangnam Style - https://x.com/ssmb291_/status/2066519419308970082  

Lee Kang In phone snatch - https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1u4u590/kangin_lee_gets_his_phone_taken_from_him_by/  

Shibuya crossing celebration - https://x.com/MyLordBebo/status/2066393163325952234 

Reversed Japan fans picking up litter - https://x.com/AndyHa_/status/1596842985098215424  

Neymar steals kids shirt - https://x.com/AJIx1998/status/1596868190566424576 

Kendry Paez strip joint - https://x.com/FootballReprt/status/1772449889126953381  

Enner Valencia police chase - https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/oct/07/enner-valencia-everton-chased-police  

Anthony Joshua clone - https://x.com/GreatBritishMC/status/2062592338237751785  

John Fury punching walls - https://x.com/HappyPunch/status/2065985520258163029?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=trainspotters-underwear&_bhlid=854c537983ebb5edf9b8ba6451eb59be40218e7f
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On the show today:

- Has Thomas Tuchel been dogging in Kansas City?

- The sordid secret behind Ben Stokes’ nightclub scrap

- Lawrence Dallaglio’s back on the naughty step

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Links: 

Mexican Wave - https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1040007111920194&utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=severed-heads-of-criminals 

USA Chants - https://x.com/WorldCup26HQ/status/2061822313104834657 

Curacao Arrival - https://x.com/SI_FootballClub/status/2063448675989197130 

1930 World Cup - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJhbRvMRssM&t=354s 

Ben Duckett Noosa - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ottGKIRTL_4 

Bosnich Injury - https://x.com/10SportAU/status/2062757384897151474

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England’s World Cup dream is in ruins. It’s the end of the golden generation.

And what comes next is even worse…

In part two, England’s stars sink even further: backseat blowies, managers leaking team sheets to punters on the tube, and undercover stings. 

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Links from the show:

Jordan Henderson bebo: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSEtzGEhFHpAncPmAcQzueHxFPYTKwULTdOZA&s 

Hodgson on the tube: https://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/63293000/jpg/_63293881_63285194.jpg
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On the show today:
- Raheem Sterling’s 9am balloon arrest
- Jack Wilshere’s chirpsing in fish and chip shops
- Amir Khan’s caveman sexts

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Links from the pod:

Sterling driving incident:
https://x.com/debornair99/status/2061513712813719634
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Miami, 2014.

Frazzled England gaffer Roy Hodgson throws on Ricky Lambert in a desperate bid to break the deadlock against 10 man Honduras.

The match finishes 0-0, and England’s darkest decade rolls on.

But for all their misery on the pitch, England’s stars did have fun off it: stripping on webcams, seshing at strip clubs and shoplifting from B&Q.

This is the story of England: the banter years…

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Links from the show:

Scott Carson howler: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6dqnu2AZQM

Rob Green howler: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1l9sffr/on_this_day_15_years_ago_rob_green_lets_the/

Rooney loses it with fans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M7V4CiQGZs

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