Snakes in a box! And other hilariously bad attempted murder plots. Plus, spider math! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
How to get banned from Walt Disney World
29/04/2026 | 42min
The most magical place on earth has a trespassing problem. Josh and Rory learn about an elite class of urban explorers who dare to step foot onto Disney's abandoned island. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Why is everyone robbing Guy Fieri?
22/04/2026 | 33min
Flavortown is under attack! Josh and Rory dive into the many crimes committed against beloved celebrity chef Guy Fieri. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
When music festivals go wrong
15/04/2026 | 40min
Don't host your EDM festival in Florida and also never bite a cop. Rory and Josh get into a disastrous fest that shocked a small town on the Panhandle. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5 More Ways to Fake Your Death
10/04/2026 | 8min
Rory shares 5 of the greatest-ever faked death stories (chosen and ranked by, well, us). See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What’s the best way to rob a bank? How do you fake your own death? Can you deploy a swarm of bees to get rid of the cops? And if so, how (theoretically) would one do that? All of these questions and more are answered on CRIMELESS, a weekly talk show that breaks down crazy crimes and answers the questions that you’re too embarrassed, or too afraid, to ask, lest it land you on an FBI watchlist.
Each week, comedian Rory Scovel and his co-host, the veteran journalist and true crime podcaster Josh Dean, break down a brazen heist, outlandish scam, crypto caper, monkey gang war, or otherwise outrageous crime. The story will catapult the hosts into an exploration of the minutia of the crime, the wild characters who committed it, and how the hosts could do it better. While the show will be funny, first and foremost, listeners will also learn something — at least enough to seem interesting for 10 minutes at a party. It’s How Stuff Works, if How Stuff Works got drunk and robbed a Papaya King, to pay for the Bored Ape NFTs it bought to cover its gambling losses. Or You’re Wrong About, but mostly focused on things that Florida Man did after smoking too much kratom. (Or do you snort kratom? We definitely need to do an episode unpacking WTF kratom is.)