The Tim Dillon Show

Tim revisits the Butler assassination attempt on Donald Trump, wonders why Israel bombed Lebanon 100 times in 10 minutes, paints an accurate picture of California's 'thriving' economy, watches Melania Trump make an impromptu announcement about Jeffrey Epstein, and learns about Anthropic's terrifying new AI model, 'Mythos'. 
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Tim discusses the recent scandal involving Kristi Noem's husband and his big fake milkers. He also discusses Pam Bondi being fired, Kash Patel's hacked emails, how the Iran War is a critical mistake for the US, and why Donald Trump's 2nd term is the greatest con in history. 
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Tim discusses the LaGuardia airport crash, an interesting email that he thought was from Amy Poehler, Melania Trump unveiling the humanoid robot “Plato” at the White House, the current status of the Iran War, and the mysterious disappearances of several UFO scientists. 
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Tim discusses the online rumor that Benjamin Netanyahu is no longer alive, watches Pete Hegseth try to explain the war in Iran, reads about a homeless man who fought a Waymo, tells Americans to stop traveling during the TSA shutdown, and listens to Donald Trump talk about taking Cuba.  
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For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.
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Tim discusses what a disaster the Iran war is, Donald Trump endorsing Jake Paul for political office, influencers who are trapped in Dubai, explosives thrown near Zohran Mamdani's home, and how Clavicular is the final stage of humanity before the end of the world. 
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For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.
#TimGivesBack