Two Idiot Girls

hiiiiiii freakssss!! this week we cackled over more of the most embarrassing things y'all did for your crushes this year! in this episode we talked about what to do when your crush asks you to watch them work out, why you shouldn't choose a college according to where your crush is going, and how we'd react if a man tried to slap our bellies ???

COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)
TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026
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https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

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hiiii CHATTT! this week we had a new topic and asked y'all to send in the most embarrassing things you've done for a crush this year! in this episode we talked about pretending to like WWE for a man :( , what to do when your crush likes EDM music, and Deison shares how she likes football at the moment ! (but also not really)!

COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)
TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026
TICKET LINK:
https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!
https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B

DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P
@_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

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hiiiii CHATTTT! this week we shared some of Drew's wedding details & giggled over y'all's favorite things to buy! in this episode we talked about Drew's amazing wedding planners, Deison's experience with loose tampons, and what we'd do if a mistress was using our Ninja air fryer!

COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)
TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026
TICKET LINK:
https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!
https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B

DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P
@_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS!
Let’s eat real. Head to https://FactorMeals.com/twoidiotgirls50off and use code twoidiotgirls50off to get 50% off and 1 free breakfast item per box for 1 year, while supplies last until 10/31/2026 (See website for more details).
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

hii CHATTTTT! this week we asked y'all to send us your favorite fun and silly things that are worth the money! in this episode we talked about Drew's most recent Build a Bear experience, why Deison loves her amc a list membership, and why pets are always worth the money!

COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)
TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026
TICKET LINK:
https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!
https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B

DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P
@_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS!
Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to https://honeylove.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS! #honeylovepod
Our listeners can buy one pair of glasses and get 20% off any additional pairs at https://WarbyParker.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS — and using our link helps support the show. #WarbyParker #ad
Let’s eat real. Head to https://FactorMeals.com/twoidiotgirls50off and use code twoidiotgirls50off to get 50% off and 1 free breakfast item per box for 1 year, while supplies last until 10/31/2026 (See website for more details).
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hi chat - this episode is very different from our usual stuff. we love and appreciate you all very very much <3
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