Assumptions

Where are you Christmas?! Online personal styling for everyone—get started today at https://StitchFix.com/assumptions!

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WHO YOU HEAR
Ian Hecox // https://www.instagram.com/ianhecox/
Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/
Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/
Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/

WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)
Executive Producer: Anthony Padilla
Executive Producer: Alessandra Catanese
Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes
Channel Director/Creative Director: Mike Criscimagna
Producer/Director: Nicole Blacklock
Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon
Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander
Director of Photography: James Hull
Camera Operator: Macy Armstrong
Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa
Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn
Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
Editor: Patrick Horba
Sound Mixing: David Alvarez
Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
DIT: Beni Kimuene 
Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla
Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman

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0:00 Intro
1:15 Introducing the concept of Santa to children is absurd
3:21 Ian told other kids that Santa wasn't real and Angela believed in Santa for too long
6:28 Sponsor!
7:29 Early Christmas lights son or Christmas lights past New Years daughter?
11:05 You're meant to hug your cousins at family gatherings
12:31 People in the Northern Hemisphere will never understand the frustration of a hot Christmas
13:50 Australian summer Christmas is better than a winter Christmas
15:06 Angela is Christmas Past, Amanda is Christmas Present, Chanse is Christmas future, and Ian is Scrooge
16:50 The best Christmas movie is The Muppets Christmas Carol
20:13 All movie trilogies or series are Christmas movies
21:43 American Christmas isn't as fun as a Mexican Christmas
23:13 Angela's family Christmas is huge
25:45 Never having celebrated Christmas, it's a gaudy time
30:41 Chanse is tempted to buy his friends gag gifts
35:01 Smosh Cast wishes their families bought up their careers more at gatherings
37:00 People who open presents before Christmas are so annoying
38:50 As a Christmas Eve baby, how do I separate my birthday from the Christmas holiday?
43:09 Our present

Are we good friends? Online personal styling for everyone—get started today at https://StitchFix.com/assumptions!

PODCASTS:
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WHO YOU HEAR
Anthony Padilla // https://www.instagram.com/anthonypadilla/
Courtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/
Yasmine Sahid // https://www.instagram.com/yasmine_sahid/

WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)
Executive Producer: Anthony Padilla
Executive Producer: Alessandra Catanese
Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes
Channel Director/Creative Director: Mike Criscimagna
Producer/Director: Nicole Blacklock
Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon
Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander
Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover
Director of Photography: Matthew Faulkner
Camera Operator: Macy Armstrong
Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa
Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn
Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
Editor: Patrick Horba
Sound Mixing: Lila Rowel
Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
DIT: Beni Kimuene 
Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla
Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman

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0:00 Intro
0:53 It’s so easy for dudes to be friends cause they can bond and stay close by playing COD
2:41 Friendship breakups are worse than romantic relationship breakups
6:33 You shouldn’t be friends with your good friend’s ex
8:46 Sponsor!
9:57 If you’re in a heterosexual relationship, you shouldn’t have close friends of the opposite gender
15:09 Frankly, I have no idea how someone makes friends outside of school or work
19:35 Real friendship means being able to FaceTime each other out of the blue
23:08 You can’t throw around the term “best friend” willy-nilly
26:39 Just cause I’m bad at texting doesn’t mean I’m a bad friend :(
28:35 Sending memes, videos, or TikToks are valid forms of communication with your besties
30:26 People are too quick to cut friends out of their lives these days
33:23 One person shouldn’t have to initiate every time to keep the friendship alive, whether It be hangouts or conversations
35:24 If you’re gonna cancel on our plans PLEASE give me a heads up a couple hours before
35:57 If we’re good friends, we can reconnect any time no matter how much time has passed
36:56 If nearly all your conversations with a friend are rants about life or venting your problems, they’re not your friend anymore, they’re your unpaid therapist

Are we good roommates?

PODCASTS:
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811
https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV

0:00 Intro
1:34 Everyone has at least one roommate horror story
5:29 Sponsor!
6:32 If you use a dish, wash the dish
10:30 Cleaning up after cooking doesn’t stop at dishes, you have to wipe down the counters and stovetop
13:39 Don’t leave any mess in the bathroom that you would be grossed out by if it wasn’t your own
17:28 Living with close friends can almost always guarantee friendships falling apart
20:48 All roommates treat living together like a little family
22:44 It should be common courtesy to let roommates know when someone is coming over
23:19 If a guest is there for 2 weeks straight, they need to pay rent or leave
24:52 As a feminine person, if someone is going to invite men over, there should be a warning
25:37 Even if your roommate is your best friend, split expenses fairly and get all things in writing
27:48 Having roommates always feels like someone’s in your home and you can’t feel comfortable
29:08 Sharing etiquette  is so important
30:46 It’s impossible to come to an agreement on AC
35:11 Sound levels should be discussed and respected!

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Anthony Padilla // https://www.instagram.com/anthonypadilla/
Olivia Sui // https://www.instagram.com/oliviasui/
Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/
Kel Cripe ( @kel_cripe ) // https://www.instagram.com/kelcripe/

WHO YOU DON’T SEE (usually)
Executive Producer: Anthony Padilla
Executive Producer: Alessandra Catanese
Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes
Channel Director/Creative Director: Mike Criscimagna
Producer/Director: Nicole Blacklock
Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon
Director of Photography: Matthew Faulkner
Camera Operator: Simone WIlliams
Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa
Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn
Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
Editor: Patrick Horba
Sound Mixing: Lila Rowel
Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
DIT: Matt Duran
Post Coordinator: Ariana Martinez
Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander
Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla
Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman

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Ethan is here to talk all things spooky!

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https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811

https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV

0:00 Intro

2:18 Ghosts are a shared delusion that we experience because we EXPECT to experience them

5:24 Ghosts are echoes from the past

6:41 Generational trauma and cultural context heavily influences your attitudes about ghosts, how you perceive them, and how you explain their existence

9:32 Spirits just like to be silly and pull pranks on the living xP

11:35 Most hauntings are the result of bad interior design

15:23 The scariest thing you could do is drink a potion at 3am

16:08 If the government actually had alien specimens, we would have seen them by now

18:10 All cryptid sightings are simply people not knowing the animal they’re seeing

25:51 Halloween is good

26:40 Trick-Or-Treating should be more accessible for adults to participate in

30:16 Chanse and Angela are both giving the vibe they still trick-or-treated well into their teens

34:42 On Halloween, if it’s a work day at Smosh, everyone comes dressed as something

36:23 Halloween was specifically made for us gays

37:58 Shayne has unironically gone trick-or-treating or to a Halloween party as The Chosen

40:39 Milky Way is the worst candy bar 

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Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/

Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/

Ethan Nestor ( @ethan ) // https://www.instagram.com/ethannestor/

WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)

Executive Producer: Anthony Padilla

Executive Producer: Alessandra Catanese

Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes

Channel Director/Creative Director: Mike Criscimagna

Producer/Director: Nicole Blacklock

Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa

Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon

Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander

Director of Photography: Matthew Faulkner

Camera Operator: Macy Armstrong

Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa

Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn

Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales

Director of Post Production: Luke Baker

Editor: Patrick Horba

Sound Mixing: Lila Rowel

Sound Editor: Gareth Hird

DIT: Beni Kimuene 

Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones

Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla

Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman

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Party on you, party on you...

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0:00 Intro

2:15 I think it’ll be a bad time at a party, but it’s usually a good time

5:10 Parties are a place for people to mingle & how people get into casual dating

6:33 Crying in the bathroom & hiding with the host’s pets are universal party experiences

8:45 The portrayal of house parties in western media is the standard

11:29 If your friend dragged you to a party, they have to stay with you for at least the first half of it

15:30 Board game parties are for people who don’t know how to socialize

16:40 If you start playing a game at a party, everyone will actually play

18:48 Hollywood parties are miserable, but social media makes it seem like the best time

21:56 It’s not cool to talk to celebrities if you see them at a party

24:19 You think you’re going to be overdressed for a costume party, but then everyone is more dressed up

26:05 Gay costume parties are more on theme than straight costume parties

28:31 Getting ready for a rave is more fun than the rave itself

30:32 If I don’t get 3 compliments from random girls in the bathroom, the outfit isn’t good enough

31:59 In elementary school, you have to invite everyone to your birthday party or people will feel left out

35:14 Parties are just for talking about how crazy other parties are

37:31 Is it lame to put an end time on your party?

38:59 You don’t need to say goodbye

40:19 We should all celebrate more

40:48 If people don’t show up to your birthday party, they don’t really care about you

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Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/

Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/

Arasha // https://www.instagram.com/arashalalani/

Sarah Whittle // https://www.instagram.com/rudeunicorns/

WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)

Executive Producer: Anthony Padilla

Executive Producer: Alessandra Catanese

Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes

Channel Director/Creative Director: Mike Criscimagna

Producer/Director: Nicole Blacklock

Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa

Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon

Director of Photography: Matthew Faulkner

Camera Operator: Macy Armstrong

Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa

Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn

Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales

Director of Post Production: Luke Baker

Editor: Patrick Horba

Sound Mixing: Lila Rowel

Sound Editor: Gareth Hird

DIT: Matt Duran

Post Coordinator: Ariana Martinez

Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander

Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones

Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla

Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman

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