TBTL - Too Beautiful To Live

Luke and Andrew are worried that the dogs of America aren’t getting enough pet-pets from strangers. Plus, a TIGER has tested positive for the coronavirus. A TIGER. And we hear the third grouping of audio drops in the TBTL “Drops of Stupider” contest. Today's show is sponsored by Theragun. Visit for a risk-free for 30 day trial.

Luke gets shirty with a stranger during a jog, and Andrew's vape shop is considered an "essential service." Plus, we hear the next batch of audio drops in listener Jake's "Drops of Stupider" competition! Today's show is sponsored by Grove Collaborative. Visit to get a free $30 Mrs. Meyer's gift set with your first order.

Luke thinks he’s outsmarted the company’s Concur Expense System, while Andrew worries he’s been outsmarted by a drawing of trombones. Plus! It’s the official Day One of the “TBTL Drops of Stupider” drop contest! Today's show is sponsored by . Download the app and use the promo code TBTL to get $5 off your first order of $15 or more.

TBTL Friendo and MSNBC news guy Chris Hayes calls-in to discuss his new broadcast routine (and how he’s feeling) during the coronavirus crisis. Plus, Luke’s mom is trying to swear more, so that’s cool. And on this April Fool’s day, Andrew tells the story of his father’s box of fake poop. Special thanks to these Tens for supporting this episode of TBTL Amy Keyishian of Richmond, CA David Locke of Redmond, WA Laurel Marsh of Seattle, WA Chris Walton of Arlington, MA

A new bit of knowledge makes Luke feel betrayed by the producers of Tiger King. Plus, he and Andrew review some of the audio drops that are competing in the great TBTL Drop-Off, now officially entitled, “Drops of Stupider.” Special thanks to these Tens for supporting this episode of TBTL Tim Stephans of Portland, OR Greg Yancey of Blackfoot, ID Ryan Johnson of Arlington, WA Jim Hayes of South Orange, NJ