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Blue Pluto came in swinging.

Not soft.
Not polite.
Not the kind of strain that knocks gently and asks if now is a good time.

This one had us coughing early, noticing the pine right away, and then realizing it was less of a body-melter and more of a “sit with yourself for a second” kind of strain.

Blue Pluto is an indica-dominant hybrid, usually connected to Pluto Kush crossed with an unknown strain. The public info on this one is pretty thin, so we’re not pretending this is some perfectly documented family tree. What we can say is this: it feels like it comes from that Pluto world. Piney, slightly sweet, heady, and a little spacey without fully dragging you into the couch.

The likely terpene profile leans toward myrcene, caryophyllene, limonene, and possibly pinene. In normal human words, that means you may notice pine, citrus, spice, earth, and that slightly sharp “back of the lungs” feeling that made this episode start with a cough warning.

Effect-wise, Blue Pluto was interesting. It was calming, but not sleepy. Focused, but not racy. Heady, but not foggy. We both noticed it more in the head and neck than as a full-body pain relief strain. This probably would not be my first pick for heavy pain, headaches, or deep relaxation, but for introspection, breathwork, racing, reading, or getting into a focused mental pocket, there’s something there.

This episode gets into how cannabis changes depending on your mood, stress level, and what your body is already carrying. Same strain, different day, different human, different result.

Blue Pluto might not be the superstar strain of the year, but it gave us a real conversation about anxiety, meditation, focus, job stress, breathing, and learning how to actually check in with yourself instead of just bulldozing through the day.

A little coughy.
A little piney.
A little cosmic therapy session in disguise.

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Psalm Trees, James Berkeley – Ah Yeah

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This episode starts with passing joints and gifted flower, then somehow spirals into loneliness, porn brain, social media validation, generational disconnect, masculinity, money, Lyme disease, Fight Club, and why cannabis still feels like one of the last real community experiences left. Basically… a normal episode of The Sesh.

You’ll hear Brandon and Jesse unpack the weird reality of modern connection. Why people are more “plugged in” than ever but somehow feel more isolated. Why sharing a joint with someone hits different than smoking alone. And how a lot of us have slowly traded physical community for digital performance without even realizing it.

There’s also a deep dive into how social media, porn culture, online validation, and constant comparison may be changing the way people connect, date, work, and even see themselves. Some of the conversation gets philosophical, some gets wildly off the rails, and some of it gets surprisingly personal.

Somewhere in the middle:
• Ice Cream Cake becomes a “time machine”
• Fight Club gets brought into the conversation
• The Island Boys catch a stray
• Jesse accidentally forgets what he was talking about mid-thought
• Brandon questions whether modern society is quietly starving for real human connection

And honestly? That’s kind of the whole episode.

This one is less about cannabis itself and more about the thing cannabis often creates when it’s shared correctly:
conversation, connection, honesty, and people actually slowing down long enough to talk.

If you’ve ever felt disconnected, overwhelmed by social media, stuck in your own head, or just tired of fake interactions, this episode will probably hit somewhere familiar.

As always, roll something up, sit with us for a bit, and welcome to The Sesh.

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Not loud. Not flashy. Not trying to kick the door in. It just shows up, sits down, and quietly tells your body to calm the hell down.

In this episode, we review 5280 from Betty Wellness, a local Utah grow that came through soft, smooth, and way more interesting than the name makes it sound.

The flavor starts mild with a little minty note, then settles into more of a spicy back-end as the bowl opens up. Nothing aggressive, nothing harsh, just a subtle smoke that builds into a calm, steady presence.

What’s in it:
Lineage: Dante’s Inferno x RS11
THC: around 20%
Top terpenes:
• Beta-Caryophyllene
• Humulene
• Bisabolol
• Limonene
• Linalool

What we felt:
Calm body
Clear head
Light dry mouth, mostly tongue
Quiet focus
Less fidgety
Relaxed without feeling dumb

This one leaned indica, but not “cancel your day” indica. More like a hiking strain, yardwork strain, gym strain, or “I need to get through tasks without my body vibrating like a shopping cart wheel” kind of strain.

We also get into Utah hiking weather, movie theaters being wildly overpriced, popcorn economics, streaming brain rot, instant gratification, and how comfort has somehow made all of us worse at waiting.

If you’re looking for something heavy and dramatic, this probably isn’t it.
But if you want a smooth, calm, functional strain that helps your body settle without making your brain useless, 5280 is a solid one.

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You know that moment,
you’re in the corner, sliding, locked in…
nothing else exists.

That’s what we’re chasing in this one.

We start with racing, dirt tracks, figuring it out lap by lap…
but it turns into something bigger.

Because that feeling?
It’s not about the game.

It’s about being fully there.

We get into:
• Why flow state feels like time disappears
• The moment fear leaves, and why that’s dangerous
• How most people are distracted out of their own lives
• Why job hunting, connection, and confidence all come from the same place
• The real reason people feel disconnected, even when they’re together
• And how something as simple as putting your phone down changes everything

There’s a line in here that stuck:

You don’t need a better life.
You need to actually be in the one you’re living.

This one starts fun…
but it lands somewhere real.

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First Class Funk is a weird one in the best way.

This strain had that yin and yang thing going on hard. Body felt heavy, relaxed, and calm, while the head stayed clear, present, and ready to talk. Not sleepy. Not foggy. Just balanced in a way that really stood out.

And the flavor makes total sense when you look at what usually shows up in this strain. First Class Funk commonly leans on limonene, caryophyllene, and pinene, so you get that funky, peppery, earthy, slightly bright punch right up front. That GMO and Jet Fuel Gelato background definitely shows up here too.  

What we liked most was how present it felt. Shoulders dropped, body chilled out, but the mind didn’t shut off. It felt grounded without getting dull. Bigger hits came in a little hot on the throat, but once it settled, it was super nice.

This feels like a great strain for a walk, the gym, hanging out, or just taking the edge off without getting flattened.

If you want something that relaxes the body without turning your brain off, First Class Funk is worth checking out.

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Episode Music Credits
Psalm Trees, James Berkeley – Ah Yeah

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