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Not loud. Not flashy. Not trying to kick the door in. It just shows up, sits down, and quietly tells your body to calm the hell down.

In this episode, we review 5280 from Betty Wellness, a local Utah grow that came through soft, smooth, and way more interesting than the name makes it sound.

The flavor starts mild with a little minty note, then settles into more of a spicy back-end as the bowl opens up. Nothing aggressive, nothing harsh, just a subtle smoke that builds into a calm, steady presence.

What’s in it:
Lineage: Dante’s Inferno x RS11
THC: around 20%
Top terpenes:
• Beta-Caryophyllene
• Humulene
• Bisabolol
• Limonene
• Linalool

What we felt:
Calm body
Clear head
Light dry mouth, mostly tongue
Quiet focus
Less fidgety
Relaxed without feeling dumb

This one leaned indica, but not “cancel your day” indica. More like a hiking strain, yardwork strain, gym strain, or “I need to get through tasks without my body vibrating like a shopping cart wheel” kind of strain.

We also get into Utah hiking weather, movie theaters being wildly overpriced, popcorn economics, streaming brain rot, instant gratification, and how comfort has somehow made all of us worse at waiting.

If you’re looking for something heavy and dramatic, this probably isn’t it.
But if you want a smooth, calm, functional strain that helps your body settle without making your brain useless, 5280 is a solid one.

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Psalm Trees, James Berkeley – Ah Yeah

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You know that moment,
you’re in the corner, sliding, locked in…
nothing else exists.

That’s what we’re chasing in this one.

We start with racing, dirt tracks, figuring it out lap by lap…
but it turns into something bigger.

Because that feeling?
It’s not about the game.

It’s about being fully there.

We get into:
• Why flow state feels like time disappears
• The moment fear leaves, and why that’s dangerous
• How most people are distracted out of their own lives
• Why job hunting, connection, and confidence all come from the same place
• The real reason people feel disconnected, even when they’re together
• And how something as simple as putting your phone down changes everything

There’s a line in here that stuck:

You don’t need a better life.
You need to actually be in the one you’re living.

This one starts fun…
but it lands somewhere real.

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Psalm Trees, James Berkeley – Ah Yeah

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First Class Funk is a weird one in the best way.

This strain had that yin and yang thing going on hard. Body felt heavy, relaxed, and calm, while the head stayed clear, present, and ready to talk. Not sleepy. Not foggy. Just balanced in a way that really stood out.

And the flavor makes total sense when you look at what usually shows up in this strain. First Class Funk commonly leans on limonene, caryophyllene, and pinene, so you get that funky, peppery, earthy, slightly bright punch right up front. That GMO and Jet Fuel Gelato background definitely shows up here too.  

What we liked most was how present it felt. Shoulders dropped, body chilled out, but the mind didn’t shut off. It felt grounded without getting dull. Bigger hits came in a little hot on the throat, but once it settled, it was super nice.

This feels like a great strain for a walk, the gym, hanging out, or just taking the edge off without getting flattened.

If you want something that relaxes the body without turning your brain off, First Class Funk is worth checking out.

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This one starts off loose and funny… then turns into something way deeper.

What begins as a random Sesh turns into one of those conversations about life, connection, pain, service, identity, and what actually matters when all the noise gets stripped away.

We bounce from birthdays, pain balm, and getting a little too lifted… into martial arts, poverty, religion, race, community, loneliness, love, and why most people are starving to just feel seen.

This episode is a reminder that real connection still matters.
That helping people matters.
That being yourself matters.
And that a lot of us are carrying way more than we let on.

We talk about the moments that change you forever, the kind that make you realize how much you’ve taken for granted, and how something small to you can mean everything to someone else.

We also get into why people hide, why so many relationships stay surface-level, and what happens when somebody finally feels safe enough to be fully themselves.

It’s funny, raw, thoughtful, a little all over the place, and honestly… one of those episodes that says more than it means to.

In this one:
• birthday chaos and a very high mom moment
• martial arts, tai chi, and why movement matters
• how poverty changes perspective fast
• why service hits different when nothing is expected back
• religion, shame, forgiveness, and conditional love
• race, identity, and how people get taught division
• what it means to actually feel seen
• why being yourself works better than trying to perform

This one is less about having answers and more about remembering what’s real.

Stay curious.

Keep the Mic on.
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We keep a running list of tools and brands we personally enjoy and actually use.

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Psalm Trees, James Berkeley – Ah Yeah

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San Fernando Valley OG is one of those strains that doesn’t rush you… it settles you.
Smooth inhale, calm head, relaxed body, then out of nowhere you realize you’ve melted into the chair a little more than planned.

In this episode, we break down San Fernando Valley OG from Fire Star and how it actually shows up in real life, not just on paper. The flavor leans sour, earthy, a little cheesy on the back end, and surprisingly solid for older flower.

What’s driving that experience:

Terpenes you’ll usually see:
• Myrcene – that heavy, body-relax feel
• Caryophyllene – adds a little spice, helps take the edge off stress
• Limonene – keeps your head from going fully foggy
• Linalool – soft, calming, slightly floral layer

This combo is why it feels balanced at first… but if you keep going, it leans more into that relaxed, almost sleepy zone.

Cannabinoids (typical range):
• THC: ~18–24%
• CBD: usually very low, often <1%
• CBN: [Inference] may be slightly elevated in older flower, which can add to that sleepy, slower feel

So even if the THC doesn’t look crazy, the experience stacks differently because of how everything works together.

What we actually felt from it:
Calm, steady head
Relaxed body without instant knockout
Slow creeper onset
Clear at first, heavier if you keep going

This isn’t a “go conquer the world” strain.
It’s more like… finish what you’re doing, then chill.

We also get into dry herb vapes vs joints, why hand-rolled still wins for flavor early on, kombucha experiments, and the reality of 4/20 deals, good for your stash, rough on your wallet.

If you like something that lets you stay present but takes the edge off your body, San Fernando Valley OG does that really well.

Stay curious.

Keep the Mic on.
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We keep a running list of tools and brands we personally enjoy and actually use.

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Episode Music Credits
Psalm Trees, James Berkeley – Ah Yeah

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