LOL Storytime - Stories for Kids

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It's okay to be bored. And it's okay to stare at a blank wall. It's just not okay to be SO bored that you decide to prove the Swamp Chicken Head Man is real. Mostly because, ya know... stranger danger.

Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.

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In this silly story, A.J. agrees to babysit a little boy for the very first time. But before the boy's mom will trust him with the job, he has to pass a special test: keeping an egg safe for an entire week. That should be easy...right?

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In this silly story, Caylee and Derrick want nothing more than to enjoy summer break the way it was meant to be enjoyed. The plan is simple: play, play, and play some more.

Only, they quickly find out that their parents have other ideas.

A daily to-do list filled with CHORES!

At first, it doesn't seem too bad, but then the lists keep getting longer... and stranger.

Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.

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In this silly story, Finley lives in a time before water was called water. Back then, people just called it the Wet Stuff, and everyone knew you were supposed to stay far away from it.

But after accidentally touching some of it, Finley discovers something surprising: it doesn't sting, burn, or turn his hands into crab hands. And now he can't stop thinking about it. Too bad the whole town seems ready to do everything to stop it from happening again.

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In this silly story, Waylon decides to become a serious businessman. He puts on a suit and tie, hires his best friend, and opens a lemonade stand.

Except, don’t dare call it a lemonade stand. That’s kid stuff.

Waylon is operating a Handcrafted Lemon Beverage Pop-Up Cafe.

But there’s a lot more to running a business than wearing a suit and tie. Waylon keeps finding new new problems to solve. Like how to make lemonade when you don’t have lemons... and how to earn enough money for a private jet.

Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.