Lusty Library: A Spicy Romance Book Podcast

Left unsupervised, Joey and Birdie went feral on the internet and chose chaos. The Dames unearthed the weirdest, most unhinged books known to mankind. Then, naturally, they decided to put them in a literary cage match.
Welcome to the FIRST EVER BATTLE OF THE UNHINGED BOOKS!
Birdie’s Pick: Unhinged by Vera Valentine — an erotic paranormal romance. Because apparently humans are too boring. Why not fall for a sentient door with questionable anatomy and the very real possibility of splinters in your tender bits? Can you consider it foreplay?
Joey’s Pick: Pounded by Produce by G.M. Fairy — a monster romance parody featuring two priests, fresh-picked juicy produce that will have you wondering why you're looking at your next salad as a sexual threat.
Will Joey the resident smut slut come out victorious in this battle, or will Birdie the smutling-in-training be able to take down the queen?! Listeners: Your vote will decide who takes the crown! Cast your vote at Lusty Library Podcast on Facebook & Instagram, or @lustylibrarypod on Bluesky.
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Secrets? Check. Hot garage boys? Unfortunately, yes. Vintage cars? A whole damn parking lot of 'em. Enough sexual tension to send your Pinterest board into a full shrine of old cars captioned with men's names in pink cursive? You already know.
Join The Dames as they unpack all the drama in the viral BookTok sensation Flock by Kate Stewart. This episode features an alarming amount of enthusiasm for fictional men who should legally require a warning label. Meanwhile, Birdie spends a suspicious percentage of runtime spontaneously screaming "HOT!"...Leaving Lexx and Joey to quietly wonder if she's joined a cult! 

The Lusty Library theme song - "Cantaloupe" by RA
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Congratulations to us! We have officially reached 50 episodes, which is honestly terrifying because this podcast should've been put on a watchlist around Episode 3... and yet, here we are. Completely unsupervised.
Join us Dirty Dames as we celebrate this wildly unnecessary milestone the only way we know how: with cocktails, cake, chaos, and enough collective delusion to convince ourselves the morally gray guy with the dagger collection is actually "just misunderstood."
Whether you've been here since Episode 1 or you accidentally hit play because your thumb slipped, welcome. You're one of us now. Therapy has a waitlist, but this episode is available immediately.
Cheers to 50 episodes of cackling, feral book boyfriend debates, questionable opinions, and enough internet evidence to ensure we'll never be elected to public office. We regret almost nothing. And if you take away one piece of advice from this episode, let it be this:
If he doesn't kneel, call you "baby," worship the ground you dramatically stomp across, and look at you like the moon personally clocked in just to light your face...close the book. DNF the man and return him to the bookstore!!

The Lusty Library theme song - "Cantaloupe" by RA
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This episode features haunted mansions, supernatural chaos, unbearable longing, deadly trials, emotional damage, and an MMC who could absolutely ruin your life...and somehow you'd still be screaming, "But he's so romantic!"
Join The Dames as they descend through all nine levels of hell with Phantasma by Kaylie Smith, the BookTok-favorite dark fantasy romance packed with gothic horror, deadly competition, and "I can save him" delusion. By the end, every red flag will look suspiciously green.
Side effects may include excessive giggling like Victorian women who've glimpsed an exposed ankle, shouting "I'd risk it all" out loud to no one, and adding yet another morally questionable man to your book boyfriend roster. Enter the mansion, and leave your common sense—and your standards—at the door.

The Lusty Library theme song - "Cantaloupe" by RA
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Nobody expected a gothic Victorian romance to get everyone acting unhinged, but The Poisoner by I.V. Ophelia has managed to do just that! 
Birdie was done the moment she saw the cover. Before anyone had been poisoned, bitten, or betrayed, she was already kicking her feet and twirling her hair.
Meanwhile, Lexx is fighting for her life against a gloriously unhinged take on the knot trope all while her historical fact-checking genes activate around Chapter 3 and immediately begin demanding answers. 
And Joey? Well Joey has strapped on her adult bib and settled in at the all-you-can-eat buffet of banter, happily feasting on every sarcastic exchange and tension filled verbal sparring match. 

The Lusty Library theme song - "Cantaloupe" by RA
Website: thelustylibrarypodcast.com
Instagram: @the_lusty_library_podcast
Facebook: The Lusty Library Podcast
Bluesky:@lustylibrarypod
Email: thelustylibrarypodcast@gmail.com