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Scott Koblish: Kitty Pryde's B*tch Shirt - Uncanny X-Men 138
Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.
This week we are joined by Scott Koblish who has done just about every job imaginable in the comics industry, although fans of this podcast likely know him as the artist for Deadpool, X-Men '92 and those amazing 60th anniversary of the X-Men covers. We talk about the first comic he ever read - Uncanny X-Men 138 - which is a perfect onramp for anyone wanting to know about the 1960s/1970s X-Men.
Also in this episode:
Cyclops can fit his life inside a small laundry bag
the funeral of Jean Grey!
Cyclops longs to be as emotionless as Cerebro
Colossus is necessary...for standing in the background or being in the foreground if you need to punch someone
the classic moment where Cyclops convinces all of the Sentinels to go fight the sun
Kitty Pryde shows up to the first day of school in a b*tch t-shirt
What does any of this mean for Scott's future? Well, this episode is one part X-Men Horoscope, one part insider look at how the comics industry works. Tune in for more!
Scott Koblish is an American Comic-book Artist who has worked on hundreds of comics for Marvel, Disney, Image, Dark Horse, Valiant, Boom and DC Comics. At Marvel, Scott worked on nearly every title they publish and just listing those titles would provide such a ridiculously long set of words that gazing upon it would make your eyes glaze over and your head hurt if he subjected you to it, but he had a 6-year run on Deadpool, where he co-created Deadpool 2099, so at least something he drew will likely outlive his heirs.
At DC, he pencilled and inked Batman: Gotham Nights, DC: Primal Age, Titans: Giant, Aquaman: the Becoming, and Flash Annual 2024 and How To Draw DC, and worked with George Pérez as an inker on Wonder Woman, Worlds’ Finest, The Brave And The Bold and Final Crisis: Legion of 3 Worlds and inked Keith Giffen’s OMAC run. He is also the author of the book The Many Deaths of Scott Koblish.
More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com
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Brent Wingate: Alison Blaire's Day Off - Uncanny X-Men 244
Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.
With us this week is Brent Wingate - co-host of the Homo Superior podcast - who is SO charming and also just needs to be loved.
We have a treat for you this week because Brent's birth month and year line up with Uncanny X-Men 244 where we are introduced to Brent's FAVORITE character: Jubilee! The X-Ladies need a night off so it's time to kick it to the mall!
That means we get shopping montages and salon montages and daytime strip clubs named HOT BODS! and the M Squad oh my.
Also in this episode:
Brent loves horoscopes
Lodro doesn’t like Storm being on the Avengers
you can earn your very own No Prize
Rogue and Carol Danvers are doing The Substance
Everyone Has a Good Time at HotBods!
What does any of this mean for Brent's future? Tune in to find out!
Brent Wingate is a writer, game developer, and home cook, but most importantly, he’s a co-host and sound boy on the Homo Superior Podcast, a weekly podcast about all of the news, movies, shows, and comics relating to X-Men and the MCU.
More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com
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Justin Wilder: Psylocke is Having a Psycho Blast - Uncanny X-Men 218
Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.
This week on X-Men Horoscopes Justin Wilder, co-host of the X-Wife Podcast, joins our host for a massive fight against the Juggernaut! We have a cast of rookie X-Men against him and they get beat up good.
Also in this episode:
how to get YOUR partner into X-Men comics
how X-Men trading cards got Lodro in trouble with his mom
Storm understands Doom’s interest in her and is very polite about it
the Juggernaut comes out of the closet...as a Dazzler fan
the term "much later" is Claremontian for people f*cking
All this plus why Justin likes the Draco. What does any of this mean for his future? Tune in to find out!
Justin Wilder is a digital content creator from Rhode Island. He’s a co-host of The X-Wife Podcast with his wife Alicia, an elaborate scheme to get her into X-Men comics disguised as a podcast. He’s a full time videographer, photographer and drone pilot who teaches and performs improv comedy in spare time. Outside of work you’ll find him playing disc golf, snowboarding, and exploring the great outdoors.
More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com
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Meg Boland: Gambit, Professional Tax Evader - Uncanny X-Men 185
Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.
With us this week is the hilarious Meg Boland aka PunkerDuckie on Instagram which is just fantastic X-Men memes. We look at her birth month and year issue - Uncanny X-Men 185 - where the government is hunting Rogue with a mutant depowering gun! It goes sideways! Gambit hates taxes!
Also in this episode:
how so many of us imprinted on Rogue and Gambit like baby ducks as role models for romantic relationships
Lodro wasn’t allowed to name his dog Wolverine
in the future people don’t know how to use telephones
Mystique really knows how to make a house a home...inside the Pentagon
Twilight is just the next generation's version of the Rogue and Gambit yearning
Rogues first joyful experience of her powers
Plus Meg gets her X-Men tarot reading! What does any of this mean for her future? Tune in to find out!
Meg Boland AKA PunkerDuckie, an elder millennial who has been obsessed with Gambit since she was 8 years old. She currently relentlessly posts memes on social media, as well as running the website gambitspotting.com where she publishes upcoming Gambit appearances, variant cover announcements, convention merch exclusives, actor meet & greets, signature opportunities, and of course links for the newest Gambit swag to buy! When not nerding out she spends time with her husband and 4 dogs on the Central Coast of California.
More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com
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Anthony Oliveira: Cyttorak is a Drama Queen - Uncanny X-Men 183
Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.
This week we are joined by the charming and effervescent Anthony Oliveira, writer of Avengers Academy (Lodro's fav comic right now). We explore the massive question, "What does it mean to want to be good?" as we talk through everything Avengers Academy where Anthony proves that he is a wizard for making Lodro care about characters like Norman Osborn.
But enough about this incredible book, let's talk X-Men. Anthony was born in the month coinciding with Uncanny X-Men 183 where Colossus breaks up with 14 year-old Kitty Pryde and boy are the X-Men pissed about it. Then Colossus spills a beer on the Juggernaut who was about to go home with Selene and now he's pissed at Colossus too.
Also in this episode:
Cyttorak is a drama queen
Emplate is a gay S&M bondage vampire
Anthony was obsessed with the X-Men villain pronounced A Poke Uh Lips
Lodro thinks Angel is still dating Husk
Dating Deathbird is gay
Everyone's relationship is everyone's business
Xavier cuts the Juggernaut out of all family photos
Juggernaut knows his color blocking
...and Anthony gets his X-Men tarot reading! What does any of this mean for his future? Tune in to find out!
Anthony Oliveira is a multiple National Magazine and GLAAD award-winning writer, pop culture critic, and PhD based in Toronto. A frequent contributor to Marvel Comics, he has written for Young Avengers, X-Men, and Captain Marvel, earning a 2020 GLAAD Media Award and multiple nominations. His work spans comics, prose, and journalism, often exploring queer themes. Notable titles include Wiccan & Hulkling: Last Annihilation, Lords of Empyre: Emperor Hulkling, and Young Avengers: Paradox Lost. His debut novel, Dayspring, was released in 2024 to critical acclaim. He also hosts The Devil’s Party, a podcast examining Christian literature through a queer lens. You can find him on Instagram here.
More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com
Embark on an exciting journey as we unravel the mysteries hidden within the pages of Uncanny X-Men.
Each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.
It is not just a horoscope; it is your mutant destiny decoded!