TS TV: A Twin Peaks Podcast

Leo frees Garland Briggs from the clutches of Windom Earle so that he can “save Shelly”. As a punishment, Windom puts Leo in “the spider contraption”. Garland wanders his way to giving Dale some cryptic clues. Dale, who by the way had sex, finally goes oh my god I need to go to the Miss Twin Peaks pageant, having seemingly really just entirely ignored the more obvious clue the Giant gave him last episode. And what do you know, Annie wins the pageant and is immediately kidnapped by Windom Earle, in a sequence where the show gives us its best and its worst, serving really cool strobe light effects and really bad transmisogyny.
Speaking of the pageant, most of our B-plots happen there too: Donna confronts Ben and he doesn't say he's her dad, but she does, so make of that what you will. Lucy chooses Andy as her baby daddy, but he's gotta find Dale to tell him his Petroglyph Discovery. Audrey is strong-armed by Beninto giving a Tree Speech, and Lana does a Racist Dance.
As for non-pageant B-plots: Andrew finally shoots open the final ingot puzzle box, revealing…a key!!!! Nadine gives an epic Powerpoint about how good she is at wrestling, but is jealous about Ed and Norma getting married.
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Things mentioned:
Hollow Knight: Silksong
Dark Souls
Étienne-Jules Marey
Géraldine Tobe
Twin Peaks (restaurant chain)
I Think You Should Leave: "Baby Cries" sketch
The Tale of the Princess Kaguya
Rear Window
Davidsocial.com

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Windom Earle is playing OFF THE BOARD! Which mostly means he’s abandoned his whole chess-murder-revenge-on-Dale thing – which the show retcons as having been just a ruse the whole time – to focus on his true passion, Getting Into The Black Lodge. To that end, he dresses up as a horse with Leo to kidnap Garland Briggs and gets really good at Photoshop. Coop continues to just... have meetings about how Windom Earle is messed up, and keeps romancing Annie, wilfully oblivious to all the clues that he’s getting Spiritually Doomed. And speaking of: the spirits are back! They're making everyone's hand shake and spooky_drone.mp3 play!
Meanwhile: Audrey and Jack have a tearful, sexy farewell. Donna keeps finding “Is Ben My Dad” clues without it really going anywhere. Thomas Eckhardt opens Catherine's box; inside he finds another box, and inside THAT box... some sort of ingot? And the Miss Twin Peaks contest is happening real soon, for real you guys, we promise!
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Things mentioned:
Long Story Short (TV show)
Jandek
Demons’ Souls, the original version and remake. Rough timing on this release, tbh – RIP Bluepoint :(
Mulholland Drive (Check out our TS TV DVD episode on it!)
“Hopelessly reliant on the ingot” Tumblr post

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Hey listener, do you think Windom Earle’s plans had enough moving pieces yet? OF COURSE NOT! So he puts one of the background guys from Wayne’s World in a giant chess piece, shoots him with a crossbow, and leaves him as a gift at the gazebo where he saw Dale and Annie going on an obscenely romantic date.
Meanwhile: Pete tells Catherine that Andrew Eckhard’s epic puzzle box will take YEARS to open, but then he drops it and it opens…. to reveal ANOTHER PUZZLE BOX!!! The Miss Twin Peaks Contest is the site of many contestations, such as Bobby being a shithead to Shelly, Ben trying to make it Environmental, and Lana trying to sex-magic her way into a guaranteed win. Dick Tremayne hosts a wine-tasting event. Donna confronts her parents about the Ben Horne Secret but it doesn’t go anywhere. Audrey’s boy Jack does go somewhere though – but where??
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CORRECTIONS:
Five Nights at Freddy’s came out after Sadie left high school
Gabber is Dutch raver music, not British. Sorry, Dutch people
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Things mentioned:
The Sixth Sense
Media Club Plus
Jandek - Where Do You Go from Here
Jacob Geller’s new book, “You’re Not Overthinking It”
WPlace.live
Les Cowboys Fringants - Break syndical
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The cliffhanger from last episode resolves into a bizarre sex assassination and then is never mentioned again. Weird LOL! Anyway! Dale and Harry have more pressing things on their plates, such as: Windom Earle schemes to kill the winner of the Miss Twin Peaks Contest, their Completely Innocent Bonsai Gift, and checking out a spooky cave. Gordon Cole is back in town, immediately reinstates Coop back into the FBI, and then they both fall in love with diner babes.
Meanwhile: Audrey is gonna go on a “full fucking flight and dinner” with Jack but gets redirected to becoming the Horne Business New Good Deeds Lady. She also teams up with Donna a bit to investigate Ben’s mysterious dealings with Donna’s mom. Donna gets a postcard from James. Coop REALLY hits it off with Annie, and Andy and Windom Earle do some crazy shit to a cave.

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Backxwash/Clipping./Cooling Prongs
Black Eyes (band)
Ice T presents: Mac Book repair
Father John Misty
William Friedkin – Sorcerer (also Cruising)
Jandek
Lady Emily
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Windom Earle has upped his costume budget HUGELY, busting out 2 frankly convincing disguises to phreak out Donna and spy on Shelly and Dale. Also he’s so mad that Dale is outsourcing his chess to Pete. But Dale has no time for chess! He has to listen to the Log Lady tell him about triangles. Harry is not taking Josie’s death well, and spends the whole episode in “Sicko Mode”. Then Eckhard’s former assistant tries to sleep with him I guess.
Meanwhile: Norma’s sister Annie arrives in town! Coop loves her coffee, and maybe also her big blue eyes?? Andy doesn’t know jack about chess. Audrey does know Jack, and they go on a picnic. Nadine and Ed go to divorce therapy. Ben is seemingly actually reformed? And DICK TREMAYNE is back to MC The Stop Ghostwood Save The Weasel Fashion Show, in which Andy and Lucy SLAY!!!!!!! and the beloved weasel runs amok!!!
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Things mentioned:
Joyce Wieland
Sadie doing painting (I ended up not putting a picture in here cuz it’s still too in progress hehe)
alex trebek genre
Final Fantasy VII
McKinley Dixon – Magic, Alive!
Formless Star
Neil Cicierega – Wndrwll
that do you regard this man with respect or disgust post
W.B. Yeats – The Second Coming
Jeremy Fragrance
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